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Dudity

Shirts are notorious for restricting the muscles of those who wear them.

Dudity (\ˈdüd-ət-ē\), (IPA: [/'dʊdɪti/]) n. is the state of wearing no, or significantly less, clothing than is expected by the conventions of a particular culture and/or situation, specifically when concerning human males (or dudes). A portmanteau of the words dude and nudity, dudity implies that the nakedness in question is exceedingly masculine or manly. Despite popular belief, dudity has no homoerotic connotations and should not necessarily be used when referring to the nudity of one or more homosexual men; although, dudity can apply to gay males under totally-platonic, non-sexual circumstances.

The physical act of tearing off one's clothing, thereby exposing a formidable set of abdominal and pectoral muscles, is called hulking out. While the wearing of clothing is an exclusively human characteristic, hulking out is a trait displayed solely by dudes. Hulking out is also the leading cause of dudity, resulting in nearly three quarters of all reported cases; however, bar fights, rogue wildcats, and unthrottled action are common contributors as well. Fist bumps and high fives are both acceptable responses to most forms of dudity, unless – of course – you are a Commie or a Terrorist, in which case the only acceptable response is to give up immediately.

Categories

Example: The Hoff

There are various forms of dudity, each with their own benefits and drawbacks, but they all essentially fall into one of two categories.

Partial Dudity

Partial dudity, also known as functional dudity, describes a state of incomplete undress.

Dude Bathing

Full Frontal Dudity

Save it for the locker room, fella's.

Full frontal dudity, also known as kinda gross, describes any kind of nudity desperately requiring a towel or strategically-placed, junk-sized object.

Wrestling, Terminating

See Also

• Mantuition