User:Wikiman/Indian Institute of Management Ahmedabad
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| IIM Ahmedabad | |
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| Motto | vidya vaayu asti (Knowledge is Fart) |
| Established | sometime in 1961 |
| School type | Type II |
| Head | Oscar Wilde |
| Location | Ahmedabad, Gujarat, India |
| Campus | Urban, 100 acres, split |
| Faculty | retired or retard |
| Mascot | mosque window |
“I wish I had not gone to this institute.”
Indian Institute of Management Ahmedabad, also known as IIM Ahmedabad, or IIMA, or WIMWI (Whores In Management Whorehouse of India), is a B-School in Ahmedabad city of Gujarat state of India. IIMA is also famous for being the alma-mater of Oscar Wilde. Wilde was expelled from the institute for passing other people's quotes as his own in one of the exams, an act known as cogging in the institute. Wilde went on to master the art of generating quotes (Uncyclopedia proves it). Recognizing his talents and accepting institute's mistake in expelling him, on September 11, 2001 Wilde was given honorary doctorate degree as per directions of Osama Bin Laden, the then director of the institute.