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February 10: International Bad Pun Day

  • 1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland. Panhandling Leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short
  • 1105 - Irish Potato Phantom claims responsibility for bitter harvest.
  • 1387 - The first known occurance of a chicken crossing the road.
  • 1388 - Joke gets old. Corny scientists around the globe commit suicide over lack of a pun.
  • 1388 (June) - in Soviet Russia, Old gets Joke!
  • 1388 (July) - In Joke, Old gets Soviet Russia!
  • 1389 - About 30 spin-offs appear.
  • 1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor of bread.
  • 1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since sliced bread.
  • 1890 - Oscar Wilde's new play "Pun" is first performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words".
  • 1950 - Future French actor Jean Reno is asked whether he wants to go to the toilet. "Oui, Oui" he replies.
  • 1953 - Douglas Macarthur's courier career in Korea ends.
  • 1954 - Inventor of the handshake chokes while ingesting his own creation. Doctors attempted to finger force the patient but couldn't nail the problem in time. He died on the way to the hospital. You and I and everyone you know and love will die someday, too. Hilarious.
  • 1965 - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training.
  • 1970 - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas.
  • 1973 - Describing his spiritual journey into heavy metal, Jimmy Page admits that he was "led" into it.
  • 1975 - Colorado schoolboy Richard Face is insulted for the first time. I would not be his last.
  • 1980 - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles.
  • 1981 - Bono and The Edge agree that they, too, like the Canadian Punk band "U".
  • 1985 - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutal enclosed footwear, is released.
  • 1996 - "Punny" added to the Oxford dictionary. Subsequent bonfire nearly engulfs America.
  • 1997 - During a fight with Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson's British trainer exclaims "What's this ere?"
  • 1999 - The world's first cyborg can't fix himself because he is broke.
  • 2067 - The Roman Catholic church is finally bereft of nuns. There were none left.