Toast

Ths is what tost luks liew hen you're wastedddd.

Tost seems to be tht thing you eat when ur drunk. I'm drunk right now, and eating toast. This would point evidence to the fact that toast is consumbed solely when one is in an inebriated state. After all, when you've ahd 14 beers, 2 shos of tequil,a and haf; a fifht of Jagermeister, you know some shit is going dow,. That's when you head fo the toast secion of your local supermakret and grab yourself some tost. Frozen, Freshm, or Fried, toast is the only whay to go wheny ourer plasterd. Brought toy ou by a drunkas guy and some advoicates for toyst.