Masturbation (disambiguation)

The subject of this article is icky!

Why not do yourself a favour and read about Something Else instead?

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Masturbation is by far the most popular solo activity among people who don't admit doing it. Depending on who your partner is (if you have one) its the cheapest, hassle free, simpliest, form of entertainment.

While we're sure you ended up here entirely by accident, you might enjoy:

• Reading about masturbation
• Learning how to masturbate
• Masturbation (sport)
• Masturbaction
• Killing some kittens
• Being a wanker
• Playing mind games
• Finding some Internet porn
• Feeling wracked with guilt and shame.

If you're looking for information about fishing, then you really are in the wrong place, and you might want to check out Master bait instead. You may be looking for Master Bates in the Bates motel, he is out so u better google him later

This is a disambiguation page. This means my dis am bigger than yours.