Uncyclopedia:VFS

ATTENTION CITIZENS! Despite some rather questionable voting during last months election we can announce that Bacon Sandwich has been declared Sandwich of the Month for February. Unfortunately our normal Vote for Sandwiches service has been temporarily suspended, and will be resumed as soon as possible.

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...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order. “Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia” — John Milton on stating the obvious Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you their slave? If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia! This is the place where twice a year, Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for the most qualified users to be given the mop of power. Additionally, this is the place for votes to remove ops from a user, either in urgent cases, or during the regular bi-annual votes. Rules for op votes You may nominate whomever you want. Only registered users whose accounts are at least 2 weeks old and have 75 constructive edits may vote on or nominate administrators. No self-nominations. Votes for bureaucrats and interface ops follow the same rules. Votes on those ends follow seperate vote counts. Joke nominations and votes are permitted. These do not count towards normal vote limits, but each user is limited to a maximum of 1 joke nomination, and there can be up to three joke nominations per VFS. Joke nominations should go on the bottom, in italics. The process (all dates and times are calculated in UTC, unless someone gets lazy and is a few hours late/early) Each user may nominate one sysop, beginning on the 1st of every April and October. Until the 20th, users may vote on a maximum of three sysop candidates. From the 21st - 30th, current ops take the candidates with at least 50% of the leader's score and vote on who to op. The ten-day admin-only vote has been replaced by a ten-day admin-only bender, after which the crats will be too hung over to fulfil their duties on time. During the bender, late votes are still valid but dramatically groaned at. On the last day of any month with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Hipponias goes first with a bazooka) Rules for de-op votes Only established users, per the above qualifications, may nominate an administrator to be de-opped. Be professional, and lay out your case for de-opping clearly and with evidence of their supposed wrongdoing uploaded to Uncyclopedia, and linked in your nomination. For a de-op to be successful, a supermajority (2/3) of votes must be in favor of the motion. No half votes or semi-votes. NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism.

Votage now open

A note to everyone - I will clamp down with great vengeance and furious anger on any VFS vote whoring or vote rigging. If you want to be an admin that badly, you don't need to be one. Thank you, come again. ~ 23:58, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom. Oh yes. (My god!!! Can MrN really be serious?) MrN 01:21, Mar 11

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• nom has written 34.5 featured articles, a few more if you count his drunken sockpuppets, making him the most prolific non-admin writer. Additionally he has done 73 pee reviews and is active on VFD and other assorted maintenance. --Mn-z 01:25, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
• For per above. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:12, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
• Lurking For ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

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Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom C'mon, you know he has it coming. += 02:17,11March,2010
• For Keeps Uncyclopedia running or something. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:13, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Optimuschris (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom Yessir. The Man In Black. 02:24, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

RabbiTechno (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

• Nom. He's the man with the magic touch. -RAHB 02:42, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
• Already a poopsmith, why not go one step further?—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 00:05, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

  The voting, it has not started yet. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:06, 13 Mar

  I beg to differ. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 00:08, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

  O lol, my bad. Carry on then. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:10, 13 Mar

• Strong for. I rarely see such an adequate candidate. JT holds all traits that I think a great admin need - he is a great writer, he's being working tirelessly as a poopsmith and on general maintenance and best of all - he is one of the nicest guys around. He always helps, always ready to lend a hand. If there is someone which we can gurantee that will not go on a power trip and will use adminship for improving Uncyclopedia - it would be the Rabbi. After 4 (!) years, I think it's time to op the man He's also a part of a major Zionist conspiracy, but this is besides the point ~ 00:07, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
• About fucking time. And no, I don't mean buttsecks. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 00:10, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Mnbvcxz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom Dunno why. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:42, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom. Currently the most active user on VFD. • FreddThe Redd • • • 08:02 • Thursday, 11-03-2010

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom. One of the best coders around. • FreddThe Redd • • • 08:02 • Thursday, 11-03-2010

Gerrycheevers (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Goddamnit Gerry *sigh* Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 08:11, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

Syndrome (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• I heard he has rabies. ~ 11:58, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

The Woodburninator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Woody > VFS. ~ 12:28, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

  FU for stealing both my nom and my nom reason, Mordillo! --UU - natter 12:36, Mar 11

My penis > your FU ~ 12:39, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

Sycamore (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom He's not here right now, but that's only because he knew there would be a VFS and he does not want to be a sysop. MrN 12:30, Mar 11

Why do I need to provide this? (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Is always everywhere shoring up holes. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 12:41, Mar 11 2010 UTC

ChiefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• Has become an invaluable member of the community. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 12:41, Mar 11 2010 UTC
•  For.. He'll give every ban candidate a fair trial. Plus, he's practically in the cabal already.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 00:02, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:13 Mar 13 2010

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Coded the portals, plus had a few features. All her edit count (+11k) is quite high. --Mn-z 21:46, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• I'm surprised no one nommed him yet. Excluding those who are already admins or inactive, he is 2nd only to Hyperbole in terms of featured articles. --Mn-z 21:53, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

  Because writing featured articles is a key requirement of being an admin? Oh well, better de-op Max then... --UU - natter 09:01, Mar 12

  I remember Mordillo saying something to that effect. I don't have the time to track down the quotes at the moment. --Mn-z 12:10, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

  I seem to remember he said it helped for admins to be able to write well, and I think it does, but it's not exactly number one on the priority list, and it's definitely not a requirement. Mind you, I wasn't being exactly serious there - I'm just amused to see number of features being cited as a reason to make someone an admin. How about - he's run the Unwehr improvement project for ages, helps out all over the place, and is generally a benevolent force for good on the wiki (and knows how to write)? ;-) --UU - natter 12:16, Mar 12

Charitwo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• He's the Uncyclopedia Chat God of all Ops. Some of you may or may not know, he's part of the VSTF on Wikia (new version of janitors), but they don't have local rights on Uncyc. sannse said they'd need to be appointed by vote if they want to help out (and yes, he wants to help out), so insofar as the VSTF goes in their efforts to stop cross-wiki vandalism and maintain order in a Gestapo-like fashion, it'd be great for charitwo to have administrative privileges on Uncyclopedia. Also, he's a damn fine and knowledgeable chap who has been here since the dinosaurs. --EMC ^[TALK] 04:02 Mar 12 2010
  

And for those of you who have been wondering, I've confirmed that it's pronounced "cherry-two", and no, it's not a fire-type Pokemon. Though it should be. --EMC ^[TALK] 05:25 Mar 12 2010

Cherry-two? And all this time I've been pronouncing it Chair-it-woe! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 06:21, Mar 12 2010

Me too man, me too... --EMC ^[TALK] 06:42 Mar 12 2010

Me three.. This is weird. • FreddThe Redd • • • 06:47 • Friday, 12-03-2010

I just ignore the i. He's just good-ole chair two in my book. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:58, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

"Dames" are hes? Damn.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 00:00, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

• For --EMC ^[TALK] 00:11 Mar 13 2010

Necropaxx (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom. Has been around for 3 years, won almost all major awards, and has a dozen features. Plus, he's cool. • FreddThe Redd • • • 06:41 • Friday, 12-03-2010

Are you mad? He's MORMON! NO MORE BOOBIES AND ALCOHOL ON UNCYCLOPEDIA! ~ 09:23, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 10:38, Mar 12 2010

*facepalm* No no NO, Necropaxx, you do the evil cackle after you get the unlimited power you intend to abuse, not before! --UU - natter 10:54, Mar 12

Mhaille (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom I think he's got what it takes. MrN 10:35, Mar 12

Mahm00shA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom. He's such a great guy. • FreddThe Redd • • • 16:28 • Friday, 12-03-2010

• What do you mean? That user doesn't exist. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:24, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

I believe you've just disqualified yourself for all eternity and up to the seventh generation. ~ 18:58, March 12, 2010 (UTC)