UnNews:BP's chief meerkat caught cheating
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14 April 2011
LONDON, United Kingdom.-- BP's chief cuddly oil meerkat boss has been exposed as 'two-timing rat' when it was revealed he has been bed hopping in Moscow this week.
Aleksandr Orlov was caught emerging from the bedroom of Russian oil company Rosneft after he had earlier booked into the hotel with another slick partner (identified as THK) earlier than evening. When collared and put on lead, Orlov protested that he was 'only doing what any meerkat would do' and had been looking for another 'friend' to share a bed with.
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