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Lady Gaga (Alleged Human)

Lady Gaga present at one of her many scheduled public appearances.

Lady Gaga (Birth Date – Unknown) is an allegedly female recording artist purportedly born in the United States of America; however, exactly where, when, or to whom she was born is still unknown. According to extensive investigative research connected to the performer, her first official documented appearance occurred during a public performance in New York City's Lower East Side during the summer of 2005; although, various unsubstantiated reports to the National UFO Reporting Center (NUFORC) suggest that Gaga may have been sighted as early as autumn of 2004.

Currently, Gaga performs music for the American record label, Interscope Records, a subsidiary of the Univeral Music Group (UMG). Since 2008, Lady Gaga has produced multiple albums, such as The Fame and The Fame Monster; recorded more than a dozen hit singles, including "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" and "Speechless"; and appeared in several international tours.

Controversy

As a pop music icon, Lady Gaga...

Immediately following the Crescendolls incident of 2001 and the resulting 2003 documentary, Interstella 5555, there was a public outcry to put an end to corporate abduction, brainwashing, enslavement, and exploitation of extraterrestrial beings for the explicit purposes of reducing cost margins, inflating profits, and/or extending human life indefinitely through ritualistic sacrifice.

Attire

Fig. 1 Comparison of fashion by species, from left to right: Human, Gaga, Scarran.

Physiology

Optometry

Fig. 2 Comparison of eye proportions by species, from left to right: Human, Gaga, "Grey" (Extraterrestrial).

Morphology

Fig. 3 Comparison of physical phenotypes by species, from left to right: Human, Gaga, Xenomorph.