Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization

Welcome to the revamped, renewed, refreshed, recycled, newly new and improved UN:IC!
    Now bought out by the GTC-ULLA

Please take a moment to read these rules and guidelines before starting.

Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that periodically chooses a new article to improve. It's a mass-cooperation similar in function to Wikipedia's "Collaborations" section. We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with, or look up (such as Batman, Bruce Wayne, Creationism, Jew, God or Al Gore), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.

In simple words: We steal, we kill, we destroy, we recreate!

Or something. Whatever.

Hey, apply here! (Membership requests)

Please do not add your name to the "Meet our staff" list, just add your name below. If you're approved, we'll add it to the big board for you. Also, please do not apply if you do not meet the new membership requirements.

If you want to apply using Her Majesty's Code, editor/user Buccaneer Batman would apply as:

*{{u|Buccaneer Batman}}

You, on the other hand, should apply as:·

*{{u|your username}}

Current conscripts

• Buccaneer Batman

After you're approved and on the big board, add this template to your userpage. It's pretty, I know.

Once you're signed up, you have an indeterminate amount of time (probably about one to three weeks) to contribute to the current colonization; get a feel for how the process works. Then the real fun begins!

Note: Since Feb 01, 2010 all Monks who do not participate in the colonization that begins immediately after they apply will be removed from the list. (Don't worry, we'll let you know when it starts.)

Meet our staff

Comrade	Score	Rank	Last Colonization
IFYMB!	0	APRE
Joe9320	13	JSEC	Futurama
Why do I need to provide this?	6	HPRO	Dinosaur
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user	15	FCPT	Dinosaur
Fredd The Mahmauscher	8	GLIEU	Science fiction
PuppyOnTheRadio	8	GLIEU	Futurama
Miley Spears	6	HPRO	Science fiction
Happytimes	6	HPRO	Dinosaur
Aleister	5	HPRO	Dinosaur
Nameable	4	HPRO	Bruce Wayne
Matt lobster	4	HPRO	Dinosaur
Binky The WonderSkull	3	HPRO	Discordianism
Striker2117	3	HPRO	Science fiction
DougalthePanda	3	HPRO	Science fiction
Grumblegrump	2	HPRO	Discordianism
Maniac1075	2	HPRO	Science fiction
HELPME	2	HPRO	Science fiction
Lyrithya	2	HPRO	Dinosaur
Rifting	1	HPRO	Bruce Wayne
Magic man	1	HPRO	Dinosaur
Simsilikesims	0	IMON
Shabidoo	0	IMON
Leoispotter	0	IMON
Scofield	0	IMON
Electrified mocha chinchilla	0	IMON
Black flamingo11	0	IMON
Xamralco	1	HPRO}}	Futurama
Roozie	0	IMON
NoNamesLeft	0	IMON
Qzekrom	1	BGEN	Futurama
Fishalishalish	1	HPRO	Futurama

Retired members

Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members, Who may be welcomed back, should they get over their Capitalist phase (this is based on the old ranking scheme): x x SysRq, MMIA, last seen during Great Britain Optimuschris , last seen during Transformers Gerrycheevers, , last seen during God Thekillerfroggy, , last seen during God Zheliel, FCPT, last seen during God Simsilikesims, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Raliter, FCPT, last seen during You Colin "All your base" Heaney, FCPT, last seen during Transformers An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays, FCPT, last seen during God Zana Dark, FCPT, last seen during Transformers GlobalTourniquet, FCPT, last seen during Michael Jackson YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans, FCPT, last seen during Singapore Tagstit, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia TheLedBalloon, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia Sonje, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain Fluffbat, FCPT, last seen during Singapore CrabPope, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain MrN9000, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain Judgement, FCPT, last seen during You LongLiverh3, FCPT, last seen during You Bad Shroom, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Aladdin Sane, FCPT, last seen during Transformers glopso360, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Jlsmith, FCPT, last seen during Creationism Iwillkillyou333, FCPT, last seen during Creationism Claudius Prime, FCPT, last seen during Creationism Why do I need to provide this?, , last seen during Dinosaur

Note: Those who have not participated in the last three colonizations will be retired, with regret. Anyone who votes for an article that's chosen for colonization and does not edit it (or, possibly, participate in its discussion) will be retired. However, should any retirees want to become active members, they may certainly reapply.

Our current Colonization

(Being voted on below.)

The current queue

Please see this before you nominate. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason. Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in.

At the end of a colonization the top three to five nominations will be kept in the que and have their voting history reset. The other inactive/unpopular nominations will be removed, but may certainly be renominated. Past nominations/winners can be found in the archive.

Note from the Head Priest: I plan to help with whatever article is chosen.

Protocol for nominating an article for Colonization

1. Add {{VoteCOTW}} to the top of the article
2. Add the article to the bottom of The current queue using a level three header.
3. Write Nom, or Nom and For, or something recognizably similar; give a short reason for your nomination; then sign.

Optional: Give an additional concept suggestion for how the article could be colonized.

Example: if your user name is "Buccaneer Batman" and you wanted to nominate the article Flying Bloodsucking Pirate for Imperial Colonization, you could write

=== [[Flying Bloodsucking Pirate]] ===

* '''Nom and For'''. Reading through the history of this article was like swimming through the Joker's toilet. More scary than funny and full of crap. I suggest we make this a spork by doing a takeoff of the Wikipedia article on '''Flying Bloodsucking Pirate'''. Buccaneer Batman 13:13, 01 February 2010

This month's Nominations for IC:

Are complete. Proceed to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project forthwith. No new nominations until our current project is completed or 1 August, whichever is longer. (Today's date is 9 July.)

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

• Nom and for - seriously. Adding random characters to any show IS NOT funny. Yes, Jesus Christ, the pope, O.J. and what more? This article is absolutely not funny and is just plain stupid. I tried to remove the shittiest parts but someone reverted this. I think this should be rewritten from scratch. My Little Pony is a nice subject for humo(u)r and it doesn't need to involve absolutely random things. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:36, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

Comment. MLP is one of the most divisive subjects on the Internet. I feel like, if we rewrite it, we're going to have half of us wanting to talk about how awful it is and the other half praising it mercilessly. Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:16, September 3, 2012 (UTC)

But whatever it would be about, adding random celebrities to the article about something is just below an acceptable level of humor. It's just plain stupid. I understand there will be hate toward this but an article on this subject can't be much worse... Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 11:09, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

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Successful Conquests

Here are some cities that we had destroyed, only to be rebuilt in our vision. For each successful colonization in which you have participated from Al Gore through Dinosaur, Goa Tse grants you the right to add the appropriate template to your own user page. Huzzah!

Featured articles will be reviewed in regard to who earned half a Feature Article (FA) credit. (For historical discussions, see the talk page.)

Featured Colonization: Dinosaur

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Featured Colonization: Science fiction

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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We actually colonized Batman, but by suggestion and consensus made it Bruce Wayne

Featured Colonization: Bruce Wayne

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Featured Colonization: Creationism

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Featured Colonization: God

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Featured Colonization: Great Britain

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Quasi-Featured Colonization: Michael Jackson

This entity contributed to a Colonization that became one of Uncyclopedia's Quasi-Featured Articles.

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About two years later, this happened. Michael Jackson was featured on the 14th of June, 2012

Featured Colonization: Michael Jackson

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Featured Colonization: Jew

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Al Gore was voted one of the top 10 articles of all 2009

Featured Colonization: Al Gore

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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