User:Saberwolf116

VFD and maintenance jockey, occasional writer.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
15 years, 9 months and 24 days.

Designated Poopsmith

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. Pity them.

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Colonization: Futurama
This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating
the natives and furthering the goal of the empire.

	Reviewer of the Month May 2009

	Uncyclopedian of the Month July 2012

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