Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 10

February 10: International Bad Pun Day

• 1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland. Panhandling Leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short.
• 1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor.
• 1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since bread itself.
• 1865 - A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
• 1890 - Oscar Wilde's new theatrical work "Pun" is performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words".
• 1950 - Future French actor Jean Reno is asked whether he wants to go to the toilet. "Oui, Oui" he replies.
• 1951 - Avocado discovers the mol. Scientific community dismisses him when he claims that they are not, in fact, brown and fuzzy.
• 1965 - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training.
• 1975 - Colorado Christian Boarding school student Dick Face is insulted for the first time. He did not see it coming.
• 1977 - French President Mitterand explains at a press conference that he doesn't like too many eggs for breakfast as one egg is 'un oeuf'.
• 1980 - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles.
• 1985 - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutral enclosed footwear, is released.
• 1997 - During a fight with Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson's British trainer exclaims "What's this 'ere?"
• 1999 - The world's first cyborg can't fix himself because he is broke.
• 2000 - Oxford's victorious rowers cause a stir when they toss their cox off into the River Thames.
• 2008 - The Tea Room of Mercy Hospital, Australia, has its grand opening with hair in its tea, since the Koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
• 2009 - Juan Pablo Montoya is shot dead. Police believe the killer was a golfer, because he made a hole in Juan.
• 2010 - The Roman Catholic church reports it is running short on religious sisters. There are nearly none left.