Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 10

February 10: International Bad Pun Day

• 1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland, panhandling leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short.
• 1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor.
• 1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since, you know what I'm drawing a blank.
• 1865 - A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
• 1980 - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles.
• 1985 - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutral enclosed footwear, is released.
• 2009 - Juan Pablo Montoya is shot dead, police believe the killer was a golfer, because he made a hole in Juan.
• 2018 - French President Emmanuel Macron explains at a press conference that he doesn't like too many eggs for breakfast as one egg is un oeuf.