League of Legends

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Client: what client?" 100 Extraterrestrials from OCE"

Leg nO Leg ends
Developer(s)	TencNet
Publisher(s)	ElevencNet
Designer(s)	TwelvecNet
Engine	Spaghetti
Latest version	Game: beta 0.01 Client: what client?
Release date(s)	2009
Genre	IQ test
Mode(s)	{{{modes}}}
Rating(s)	{{{ratings}}}
Platform(s)	Microsoft Windows, MacOS X
Media	{{{media}}}
System requirements	{{{requirements}}}
Input	{{{input}}}
Monthly fee	Your soul
Active players	200 CCP officials, 100 Extraterrestrials from OCE

“ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶s̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶a̶n̶y̶,̶ ̶Y̶O̶U̶'̶R̶E̶ ̶T̶R̶A̶S̶H̶.̶ ̶F̶I̶X̶ ̶T̶H̶E̶ ̶G̶A̶M̶E̶.̶ ̶I̶T̶ ̶S̶U̶C̶K̶S̶ ̶P̶L̶A̶Y̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶T̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶S̶H̶I̶T̶,̶ ̶A̶N̶D̶ ̶I̶'̶M̶ ̶F̶U̶C̶K̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶A̶D̶D̶I̶C̶T̶E̶D̶ ̶S̶O̶ ̶I̶ ̶C̶A̶N̶'̶T̶ ̶Q̶U̶I̶T̶.̶ I love this wholesome game!”

~ Big T

Leg nO Leg ends (LoL), commonly referred to as "Racist Virgin Anger Issues Rage Baby Simulator" is a 2009 multiplayer online IQ test that was created by the Worker's Party of North Korea, as an interrogation technique to be used American intelligence officers. The game is currently produced by some guy called Jeff Jew, and maintained by the company TencNet (alongside League FPS, League Mobile, League Chess, and League Card Game). TencNet is known for their social media app: WeCheat.

Gameplay

Withing LoL there are two teams (Green and purple) and five "roles" or positions that one individual on each team can play. These are: Top, doggy style, missionary, bottom, and anal. All five members of each team must work together to type racial slurs at the highest possible rate, as the objective of the game is to cause the enemy and (optionally) your team to suffer mental breakdowns, without succumbing to your primal urges. LoL also provides various fun game modes, including ARAM (All Racist, All Missionary), URF (Ultra Racist Fascism), ARURF (All Racist Ultra Racist Fascism), Twisted Treeline, and Negus Blitz.

Demographic

The main demographic of LoL consists of Chinese government officials, who are gathering data on how best to run a partial democracy from the surrender vote system.

Revenue

Although the game is marketed as "Free-to-play", ElevencNet still earns billions in revenue every year from LoL as a direct result of selling the souls of players to Mexican cartels. The game's secondary source of income are in-game skins, which are sold to sexually frustrated, fourteen-year-old children as cheap pawnography.