Song

Oh I came upon this article, and it said to rewrite

So I tried to think of something with all my quirky might

Just what should be written here clearly no one knows

So I will write a song, and this is how it goes!

Verse One (How to write a song)

Oh, when you write a song you should make sure that it rhymes

And you should not mention anything about the mimes

Write some verses and the chorus, doesn't matter if it's crap

If you make it catchy girls will be sitting in your lap.

Chorus (First time)

Everyone should love this song

If you do just sing along

Pound your chest like your King Kong

Oh my God I lost my thong!

Verse Two (The verse that no one knows how to sing)

Da di chickens la la and pasta saves the day

Something something Cuba hacking lemons all the way

Mary blahblah pencil and I forgot this part

Gibbon dada mmmhhmm Oprah yaya fart

Chorus (Again)

Everyone should love this song

If you do just sing along

Pound your chest like your King Kong

I think Sisqo stole my thong

Instrumental Break

• Electric guitar solo

• Full orchestral accompaniment

• Backup vocals oohing and aahing

• More cowbell

Bridge (over troubled waters)

• Insert picture of bridge here.

Chorus (Sick of this yet?)

Everyone should love this song

If you do just sing along

Pound your chest like your King Kong

What are you doing to my thong?

Finale

Dun dun dun duunnnnnnnnn, dun dun dun dunnnnn dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!