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Requirements for this shitty unbook:
 
# A working [[BASIC]]-activated computer.
 
# A BASIC cassette tape or floppy disk for your BASIC-activated computer
 
# A working modern computer (as every BASIC-actiavted computer was made when the internet didn't exist or was hard to implement)
 
# A brain (your brain is recommended)
 
# Free time
 
# Eyes...
 
# ...and pretty much anything else needed to read this book
 
 
 
Chapter 1: Load up BASIC (for your cassette tape)
 
 
First, turn on your BASIC-activated computer and then eject your cassette deck and then put your tape in. Close the deck and rewind the tape (if it isn't rewound). Type LOAD (or press C if you are running a computer like the MZ80B which has a cassette deck and floppy drive) and press Play. Once finished, rewind the tape and take it out.
 
 
 
Chapter 1.5: Load up BASIC (for your floppy disk)
 
 
First, turn on your BASIC-activated computer and then eject your floppy drive to check if there is a disk in it. If there is take it out, if there isn't put your disk in. If you took out a disk, put your BASIC in it. Reboot your computer (or press F if you are running a computer like the MZ80B which has a cassette deck and floppy drive) and wait for it to load. Once finished, take the disk out.
 
 
 
Chapter 2: Program #1
 
 
Now let's type our first Shitty program.
 
 
Type the following code
 
 
10 PRINT "UR MOM";
 
20 GOTO 10
 
 
[[User:P4r4s1t3/xbasic/urmom|Your screen should fill up with UR MOM.]]
 
Press BREAK (or SHIFT+BREAK if you have a computer like the MZ80K)
 
 
 
The End.
 
I was too lazy to write the rest. Go look at your computer/BASIC software manual instead of reading this.
 
 
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