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{{date|Thursday, November 9, 2023}}
  
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'''[[Miami Animal Police|MIAMI]], [[Florida]] --''' Just mere hours before Wednesday's Demogrunt Sex Toys for Primary Schools Convention was to take place, actors union SAG-AFTRA, on strike for 118 days, finally announced that they had reached a tentative deal on their new three-year contract. It wasn't ''[[Stranger Things]] 5'' or allowing Timothee Chalamet or [[Aquaman|Jason Momoa]] to promote their upcoming films (''[[Willy Wonka|Wonka]]'' and ''[[Aquaman]] 2,'' if you're curious) when they host [[SNL]] this week and next that sped up the process -- it was the Biden senility catastrophe.
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'''[[Miami Animal Police|MIAMI]], [[Florida]] --''' Just mere hours before Wednesday's [[NBC]] [[Republican]] Primary Debate was to take place, actors union SAG-AFTRA, on strike for 118 days, finally announced that they had reached a tentative deal on their new three-year contract. It wasn't ''[[Stranger Things]] 5'' or allowing Timothee Chalamet or [[Aquaman|Jason Momoa]] to promote their upcoming films (''[[Willy Wonka|Wonka]]'' and ''[[Aquaman]] 2,'' if you're curious) when they host [[SNL]] this week and next that sped up the process -- it was the Republican debate.
   
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"Democrats, or Dumbocrats as we like to say, have one of the hardest jobs in the world -- lying to people. And that includes the art and craft of acting like a Bidenesque clown. They are Method actors in that regard," says half-nude SAG-AFTRA president and TV's ''The Nanny'' [[Fran Drescher]] in a statement on her official [[Instagram]]. "Left-winger-dinger politicians put a lot of hard work into their craft and must be allowed to act like idiots. They do a better job at it than most SNL cast members. And yet they never get compensated or awarded for it. But now with this new contract, that's all about to change."
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"Republican politicians have one of the hardest jobs in the world -- lying to people. And that includes the art and craft of acting like a clown. They are Method actors in that regard," says SAG-AFTRA president and TV's ''The Nanny'' [[Fran Drescher]] in a statement on her official [[Instagram]]. "Republican politicians put a lot of hard work into their craft and must be allowed to act like idiots. They do a better job at it than most SNL cast members. And yet they never get compensated or awarded for it. But now with this new contract, that's all about to change."
   
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"This is a very important time for closing America's open borders," says SAG-AFTRA National Executive Director and Chief Negotiator Duncan Crabtree-Ireland. "The American people need to know they're being brainwashed...by some of the stupidest artisans in the industry."
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"This is a very important time for both America and labor," says SAG-AFTRA National Executive Director and Chief Negotiator Duncan Crabtree-Ireland. "The American people need to know they're being lied to... by some of the best artisans in the industry."
   
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The Denigrate-o-crat primary field for the 2024 presidential election currently includes such guilty heavyweights as Joe "bicycler" Biden and two people nobody is sure about... I think one of them is Dr. Jill. Wait! She already runs the country!
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The Republican primary field for the 2024 presidential election currently includes such guild heavyweights as [[Chris Christie]], [[Wikipedia:Nikki Haley|Nikki Haley]], and [[Ron DeSantis]], plus two people nobody has ever heard of... I think one of them is [[Mike Johnson]] or [[Wikipedia:George Santos|George Santos]] and the other is [[New York City|New York]] Mayor [[Wikipedia:Eric Adams|Eric Adams]]. Wait, isn't Adams a [[Democrat]]? ''[The two no-namers are Vivek Ramaswamy and Tim Scott, respectively. - Ed]''
   
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Former Vice [[Al Gore]]y Dunderhead recently dropped out of the cow fart race to join the destroy-all-gas-vehicles-before-we-die-from-them-in-3-years race. Now his only remaining races are to the bathroom before crapping his pants..
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Former Vice President [[Mike Pence]] recently dropped out of the race. Now his only races are Race Bannon from ''Jonny Quest'' and [[Caucasian]].
   
 
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Thursday, November 9, 2023

"Republican politicians put a lot of hard work into their craft and must be allowed to act like idiots," says SAG-AFTRA president Fran Drescher.

MIAMI, Florida -- Just mere hours before Wednesday's NBC Republican Primary Debate was to take place, actors union SAG-AFTRA, on strike for 118 days, finally announced that they had reached a tentative deal on their new three-year contract. It wasn't Stranger Things 5 or allowing Timothee Chalamet or Jason Momoa to promote their upcoming films (Wonka and Aquaman 2, if you're curious) when they host SNL this week and next that sped up the process -- it was the Republican debate.

"Republican politicians have one of the hardest jobs in the world -- lying to people. And that includes the art and craft of acting like a clown. They are Method actors in that regard," says SAG-AFTRA president and TV's The Nanny Fran Drescher in a statement on her official Instagram. "Republican politicians put a lot of hard work into their craft and must be allowed to act like idiots. They do a better job at it than most SNL cast members. And yet they never get compensated or awarded for it. But now with this new contract, that's all about to change."

"This is a very important time for both America and labor," says SAG-AFTRA National Executive Director and Chief Negotiator Duncan Crabtree-Ireland. "The American people need to know they're being lied to... by some of the best artisans in the industry."

The Republican primary field for the 2024 presidential election currently includes such guild heavyweights as Chris Christie, Nikki Haley, and Ron DeSantis, plus two people nobody has ever heard of... I think one of them is Mike Johnson or George Santos and the other is New York Mayor Eric Adams. Wait, isn't Adams a Democrat? [The two no-namers are Vivek Ramaswamy and Tim Scott, respectively. - Ed]

Former Vice President Mike Pence recently dropped out of the race. Now his only races are Race Bannon from Jonny Quest and Caucasian.

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