Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 1

October 1: Winter Paradox (Eastern Hemisphere), Contagious Disease Appreciation Day

• 1/0 AD - I was born... My name is "undefined"
• 331 BC - Alexander the Great defeats Darius III of Persia in the Battle of the Bands.
• 1987 - Malaysia :the smartest guy born in Sibu.
• 1890 - 'Yosemite Sam' National Park established.
• 1928 - The Soviet Union introduces its first Five-Year Plan, which is to come up with another five year plan in five years.
• 1930 - "October 1 day" celebrated in Paris. Rioting ensues.
• 1960 - Nigeria gains independence from the United Kingdom. This event is celebrated by a solemn ten seconds of not sending spam emails.
• 1962 - Riots in Mississippi as Alabama wins the "America's most racist state" award. Alabama's victory brought to an end Mississippi's 30-year winning streak.[1]
• 1963 - Intelligent design is no longer taught in schools after the California State Board of Education is created.
• 1964 - The Free Speech Movement is launched on the campus of University of California, Berkeley. Previously students had been charged up to a nickle per syllable for each word uttered.
• 1971 - Orlando, Florida founded after settlers discover Walt Disney World.
• 1975 - Muhammed Ali declared the eventual winner against Joe Frazier in a fight dubbed the "Battle in Guadacanal".
• 1979 - The Hunt For Red October officially began. It was supposed to start on September 28th, but they waited a couple of days to save them changing the name.
• 1998 - Raccoon City is destroyed by three cruise missiles and repeated aerial bombardment in an attempt to contain a T-Virus outbreak
• 2003 - Bournemouth recognised as a city by the British government, entire world shocked.
• 2004 - In a desperate bid to diversify its business Microsoft engineers and a team from Wigan University, England invent the pineapple chunk.
• 2005 - Official Reminder: September has now ended. Now is an appropriate time to wake up Billie Joe from Green Day.
• 2007 - 12 men celebrate Man Flu by going on an all night bender, only 5 survive, a doctor prescribes reruns of Match Of The Day and plenty of Nuts magazines.a.j hastings willingly raped by 24 men
• 2007 - Punch me in the Nuts Barney is launched and instantly becomes a sell-out.
• 2009 - Swine Flu kills everybody but the Republican leaders. They die soon afterward due to the fact they never learned how to feed themselves.
• 2009 - The first recorded prank poo occurs in the hallowed halls of Magdalen College, Oxford. Second year medic, William Seligman, in a bid to raise his popularity, and win the future awards for both "most unlikely poo" and "slapshit award", deficates in the attic corridor outside his room. Later protests of innocence are ignored by an unbiased panel of his peers.