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| + | [[File:Oscar.jpg|right|100px|"My cultural legacy will outlive all of you quote-fabricating shitfuckers, eat greasy pimpled dicks you worm-brained junk oglers." — Oscar Wilde]] |
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+ | '''[[October]] 16:''' '''[[Oscar Wilde|Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde Appreciation Day]]''' |
| + | *[[1854]] - Oscar Wilde is born, [[the World]] rejoices this event. |
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+ | *[[1914]] - The first National ''[[Making Up Oscar Wilde Quotes]]'' Championship is held in Southamptonshire on Boxbridge, [[England]]. |
| + | *[[1929]] - Just months after the [[Wall Street Crash of 1929]], hungry bread line patrons fill their stomachs by eating the collected works of Oscar Wilde. |
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| − | *[[1811]] - A Deaf Mute begins asking ordering a Big Mac from McDonalds by emulating a heart attack, giving ideas to an [[Asian]] businessman |
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| + | *[[1933]] - [[US]] President [[Franklin D. Roosevelt]] delivers his first so-called "fireside chat", during which he reads excerpts from Wilde's play ''The Duchess of Padua''. |
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| − | *[[1901]] - Overwhelming number of mimes begins the Chinese ''one mime per family'' inititive |
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| + | *[[1959]] - Presidential hopeful [[John F. Kennedy]] reads excerpts of Wilde's poem ''Ravenna'' to a sold-out crowd at Rice University. |
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| − | *[[1914]] - Mime hunting season initiated to control the number of mimes. |
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| + | *[[1963]] - A statue of Wilde is erected in his birthplace: Dublin, [[Ireland]]. It is inscribed with passages from his most well-known work, ''The Happy Prince and Other Stories'', and becomes a site of pilgrimage for struggling young homosexual playwrights around the world. |
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| − | *[[1935]] - Wisconsin Fish and Game officials note that the current three-a-day bag limit for mimes is unsustainable and could result in the Wisconsin population of mimes being wiped out. As a result, the bag limit is raised to seven a day. |
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| + | *[[1998]] - Wilde's play ''[[The Importance of Being Earnest]]'' is turned into both the Disney film ''Ernest in the Army'', an entry in the wildly successful "Ernest Goes" series, and ''Being John Malkovich'', which addresses issues of self-awareness that are often seen in Wilde's works. |
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| − | *[[1944]] - The 102nd Division of the [[United States Mime Corps]] begins its assault on the Germans during the Battle of the Bulge. Although the unit was extremely stealthy, their invisible rifles were useless against the Germans. As a result, the 102nd Division would suffer 10,000 mimes lost- a 100% casualty rate- within the first hour of the battle. This was widely viewed as a victory for both sides. |
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| + | *[[2007]] - Online garbage fire ''[[Uncyclopedia]]'' hopes referencing Oscar Wilde rubs off on the quality of its [[shit]]ty articles, fails horribly. |
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| − | *[[2003]] - PETA argues that the mime problem should be solved humanely, by imprisoning them in invisible boxes. |
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| − | *[[2004]] - A disgruntled mime uses a magnum to "remove" any extra mimes in the area, he is promptly arrested. apparently the mime wasn't using a silencer. |
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| − | *[[2006]] - Vice President Dick Cheney shoots a mime in the face on a hunting "accident." |
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| − | *[[3999]] - Aborignaies will take over the world... but no one will notice |
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2024年 3月 19日 (火) 09:58時点 における最新 版
October 16: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde Appreciation Day
- 1854 - Oscar Wilde is born, the World rejoices this event.
- 1914 - The first National Making Up Oscar Wilde Quotes Championship is held in Southamptonshire on Boxbridge, England.
- 1929 - Just months after the Wall Street Crash of 1929, hungry bread line patrons fill their stomachs by eating the collected works of Oscar Wilde.
- 1933 - US President Franklin D. Roosevelt delivers his first so-called "fireside chat", during which he reads excerpts from Wilde's play The Duchess of Padua.
- 1959 - Presidential hopeful John F. Kennedy reads excerpts of Wilde's poem Ravenna to a sold-out crowd at Rice University.
- 1963 - A statue of Wilde is erected in his birthplace: Dublin, Ireland. It is inscribed with passages from his most well-known work, The Happy Prince and Other Stories, and becomes a site of pilgrimage for struggling young homosexual playwrights around the world.
- 1998 - Wilde's play The Importance of Being Earnest is turned into both the Disney film Ernest in the Army, an entry in the wildly successful "Ernest Goes" series, and Being John Malkovich, which addresses issues of self-awareness that are often seen in Wilde's works.
- 2007 - Online garbage fire Uncyclopedia hopes referencing Oscar Wilde rubs off on the quality of its shitty articles, fails horribly.
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