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| − | '''[[October]] 17:''' |
+ | '''[[October]] 17:''' '''[[:Category:My sojourn|Take a Sojourn Day]]''' |
| + | *[[1882]] - [[Canada]] Creates [[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada|Take a Sojourn to Canada Day]] to improve Canada, instances of rape by [[Yak]]s increase 140% |
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| − | *[[17]] B.C. - [[St. Peter|The Apostle Peter]] becomes the first to crap in a urninal. |
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| + | *[[1907]] - Robert Perry becomes the first man to take a sojourn to the [[North Pole]], is [[That time I was nearly raped by a reindeer during my sojourn at the North Pole|raped by a reindeer]]. |
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| − | *[[107]] A.D. - [[St Ignatius of Antioch]] thrown to wild animals in the [[Colosseum]] for urinating into the Baths of Caracella from the high board. This was the origin of the ''Golden Shaft from God'' miracle mentioned in the Gnostic Gospel of St Armitage. |
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| + | *[[1912]] - Man takes a sojourn on the [[titanic]], [[That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic|nearly downs]] |
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| − | *[[1507]] - First trough urinal opened at [[La Quostsherte]], France |
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| + | *[[1935]] - [[That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada|A wizard did it during a sojourn in Canada]], it is said to be fucking magical [[or something]]!! |
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| − | *[[1845]] - Paris opens its first vespasienne (or street urinal) in Rue D'Ignatius. Riots ensue. |
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| + | *[[1948]] - A white woman is [[That time I was nearly raped by a negro during my sojourn to the post office|nearly raped by a negro during her sojourn to the post office]], customary lynching soon follows |
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| − | *[[1907]] - The Great Rochester [[Brick]] Privvy Disaster claims 36 lives. |
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| + | *[[1959]] - The Soviet Union institutes [[That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia|Take a Sojurn to the Soviet Union]] day, instances of Yak rape increase 150% |
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| − | *[[1921]] - [[Ruben Sandringham]] discovers the relics of [[St Ignatius of Antioch]] after relieving himself against a sandstone outcrop in [[Haddenham, England]]. |
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| + | *[[1972]] - Somebody nearly [[That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada|maed a yuky doody]] during their Sojourn to Canada |
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| − | *[[1936]] - The [[American Standard]] company launch the first female urinal at ''Pee-Fest'' in Clovis, New Mexico. |
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| + | *[[1995]] - [[Stephen Hawking]] runs over a cat during a [[That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford|sojourn in Oxford]] |
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| − | *[[1965]] - Yuri Gagarin Knall invents the YuriKnall while peeing in outer space. |
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| + | *[[2005]] - [[AAAAAAAAA!]] |
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| − | *[[1969]] - Neil Armstrong proves conclusively that you can't miss with Armitage Shanks. |
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| + | *[[2006]] - A young boy [[That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada|is nearly raped by a gay English teacher]] while taking a sojourn in [[Canada]] |
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| − | *[[1982]] - Sab McSib (Scotland, England) sets a world record, in Arbroath, for eating 34 yellow [[Urinal Cakes]] in two minutes. He had believed he was in a pineapple chunk eating competition. |
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| + | *[[2008]] - [[Barack Obama]] stole [[UnNews:Barack Obama stole my bike|my bike]] |
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| − | *[[1992]] - The pope introduces a urinal amnesty day, 4 out of the 5 catholics left on earth comply. |
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| − | *[[1996]] - Porcelain Products Inc. of Pisa, Oregon unveils the "Durinal", a urinal designed for use by two close friends. |
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| − | *[[2004]] - The Unites States of Amerika obtains the rights to the YuriKnall along with the Mir Space Station, and relaunches it (the urinal, not the space station) as Urinal. |
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| − | *[[2007]] - Sales of urinals touch 85,000,000 due to the box-office hit "Dude, Where's The Urinal". |
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| − | *[[2009]] - Urinal day is banned as a public holiday and many urinals are exterminated, many believe it as just a governmental piss take. |
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| − | *[[2010]] - Many independant urinal states rise up against the anti-urinalist governments. The first urinal war begins and ends on the same day. |
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| − | *[[2011]] - Urinals rise up again, eradicating many poor people. |
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| − | *[[2081]] - The earth people celebrate the shipment of the first consignment of urinals to [[Stavromula Beta]]. |
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2022年 8月 16日 (火) 05:18時点 における最新 版
October 17: Take a Sojourn Day
- 1882 - Canada Creates Take a Sojourn to Canada Day to improve Canada, instances of rape by Yaks increase 140%
- 1907 - Robert Perry becomes the first man to take a sojourn to the North Pole, is raped by a reindeer.
- 1912 - Man takes a sojourn on the titanic, nearly downs
- 1935 - A wizard did it during a sojourn in Canada, it is said to be fucking magical or something!!
- 1948 - A white woman is nearly raped by a negro during her sojourn to the post office, customary lynching soon follows
- 1959 - The Soviet Union institutes Take a Sojurn to the Soviet Union day, instances of Yak rape increase 150%
- 1972 - Somebody nearly maed a yuky doody during their Sojourn to Canada
- 1995 - Stephen Hawking runs over a cat during a sojourn in Oxford
- 2005 - AAAAAAAAA!
- 2006 - A young boy is nearly raped by a gay English teacher while taking a sojourn in Canada
- 2008 - Barack Obama stole my bike
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