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*[[1955]] - All Hell Breaks Loose in [[Wittinghermandershire Upon Broohavensmarshington, England]] when a portal to the dark underworld is discovered by a chimney sweep mistaking an inconspicuous closet door for that of the men's lavatory in a small, inconspicuous pub. The scene of dark beings invading the earth is compounded by the fact that the chimney sweep failed to realize that the "urinal" into which he chose to relieve himself was, in fact, a dark being. And, although dark beings are, in fact, dark beings, they do have feelings too and do not, contrary to popular belief, appreciate being urinated upon by chimney sweeps. |
*[[1955]] - All Hell Breaks Loose in [[Wittinghermandershire Upon Broohavensmarshington, England]] when a portal to the dark underworld is discovered by a chimney sweep mistaking an inconspicuous closet door for that of the men's lavatory in a small, inconspicuous pub. The scene of dark beings invading the earth is compounded by the fact that the chimney sweep failed to realize that the "urinal" into which he chose to relieve himself was, in fact, a dark being. And, although dark beings are, in fact, dark beings, they do have feelings too and do not, contrary to popular belief, appreciate being urinated upon by chimney sweeps. |
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*[[1970]] - Dr. Glans Euphoria of the [[Southern Hawaii Instutute of Technology]] discovers organic, glow in the dark, cherry-flavored anal lube. Dr. Euphoria will later be found dead in his apartment in [[Papillion, Nebraska]] in an awkward scene involving his organic, glow in the dark, cherry-flavored anal lube, an [[Omaha]] hooker named Latiqua, and a remarkable number of phallic objects lodged deep into his [[colon]]. The police report includes the line "The deceased was found grinning." |
*[[1970]] - Dr. Glans Euphoria of the [[Southern Hawaii Instutute of Technology]] discovers organic, glow in the dark, cherry-flavored anal lube. Dr. Euphoria will later be found dead in his apartment in [[Papillion, Nebraska]] in an awkward scene involving his organic, glow in the dark, cherry-flavored anal lube, an [[Omaha]] hooker named Latiqua, and a remarkable number of phallic objects lodged deep into his [[colon]]. The police report includes the line "The deceased was found grinning." |
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| + | *[[1978]] - U.S. President [[George Clinton]] puts Portugal under a groove. Portuguese population introduced to [[cocaine|blow]]. |
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*[[2557]]- 25 different types of cheese are discovered on the bottom of the ocean. Scientists are baffled and manage to retrieve 16 of the different types. A German hypnotist later publishes the findings in a kids weekly coloring book; it becomes an instant best seller. |
*[[2557]]- 25 different types of cheese are discovered on the bottom of the ocean. Scientists are baffled and manage to retrieve 16 of the different types. A German hypnotist later publishes the findings in a kids weekly coloring book; it becomes an instant best seller. |
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2006年 8月 29日 (火) 02:52時点 における版
October 18: International Funk Day (Portugal)
- 0023 - God lost control of the universe yet again, causing countless miracles. Luckily, Jesus thought fast and found an explanation for all those fish everywhere.
- 1955 - All Hell Breaks Loose in Wittinghermandershire Upon Broohavensmarshington, England when a portal to the dark underworld is discovered by a chimney sweep mistaking an inconspicuous closet door for that of the men's lavatory in a small, inconspicuous pub. The scene of dark beings invading the earth is compounded by the fact that the chimney sweep failed to realize that the "urinal" into which he chose to relieve himself was, in fact, a dark being. And, although dark beings are, in fact, dark beings, they do have feelings too and do not, contrary to popular belief, appreciate being urinated upon by chimney sweeps.
- 1970 - Dr. Glans Euphoria of the Southern Hawaii Instutute of Technology discovers organic, glow in the dark, cherry-flavored anal lube. Dr. Euphoria will later be found dead in his apartment in Papillion, Nebraska in an awkward scene involving his organic, glow in the dark, cherry-flavored anal lube, an Omaha hooker named Latiqua, and a remarkable number of phallic objects lodged deep into his colon. The police report includes the line "The deceased was found grinning."
- 1978 - U.S. President George Clinton puts Portugal under a groove. Portuguese population introduced to blow.
- 2557- 25 different types of cheese are discovered on the bottom of the ocean. Scientists are baffled and manage to retrieve 16 of the different types. A German hypnotist later publishes the findings in a kids weekly coloring book; it becomes an instant best seller.