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'''[[October]] 20:''' Run out of ideas for [[Uncyclopedia]] [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries|anniversaries]] day |
'''[[October]] 20:''' Run out of ideas for [[Uncyclopedia]] [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries|anniversaries]] day |
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[[Image:KeepRight.jpg|thumb|This sign was erected on October 20th...no, wait, it was the 21st. Never mind.]] |
[[Image:KeepRight.jpg|thumb|This sign was erected on October 20th...no, wait, it was the 21st. Never mind.]] |
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| + | *[[1735]] - A French pot head trips on the remains of Napoleon, nobody gives a damn. |
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| − | *[[1735]] - Errm, someone was born? Maybe? |
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| + | *[[1846]] - Engrish troops invade Minnesota, realize they took a wrong turn on the way to France and turn around. Indians scalp and rape several. |
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| − | *[[1846]] - Oh come on man, think, THINK! Umm, funny.. funny... nope. |
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| − | *[[1864]] - Abraham Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation as a joke; unfortunately, nobody gets it. |
+ | *[[1864]] - Abraham Lincoln issues the [[Emancipation Proclamation]] as a joke; unfortunately, nobody gets it. |
| + | *[[1965]] - A flying saucer lands in California, Scientology briefly becomes popular, at least until the government fire bombed all the celebrities. |
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| − | *[[1965]] - [[I]] possibly did something. Or [[you]]. Maybe because I'm [[not_funny|not original]]. |
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| + | *[[1969]] - Oscar Wilde is discovered painting a mosaic of Islamic extremists with his urine. Extremists eat sacred cows in retaliation. Gandhi is shocked and appalled, the movie Gandhi II is released as a result of real world events. |
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| − | *[[1969]] - Err... Something to do with Oscar Wilde, maybe? |
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| + | *[[1974]] - End of an Oil embargo crisis: Most OPEC nations end a 5-month oil embargo against the United States, America tells them to fuck off; invents electric vehicles. |
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| − | *[[1974]] - Does that work? |
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*[[1980]] - The world was taken over by the governmen- er... um... Hey guys.. how are you? What with those guns pointed at my head? |
*[[1980]] - The world was taken over by the governmen- er... um... Hey guys.. how are you? What with those guns pointed at my head? |
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| + | *[[1982]] - Mount St. Helens erupts in Washington, killing several million hikers and causing US$390 trillion in damage. Government cover up of the tragedy includes flying monkeys with super-soakers. |
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| − | *[[1982]] - Damn. This is hard. We should just steal ideas from other people. How about Wikipedia Day? Or Numa Numa Day? Chronic Masturbators Anonymous Day? |
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| + | *[[1988]] - Two U.S. Army roflcopters collide in Fort Campbell, Kentucky, killing 1337 squirrels. |
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| − | *[[1988]] - <s>Jesus</s> Margaret Thatcher was crucified. The world rejoiced. Coal miners no long fear for their lives. |
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| + | *[[1990]] - China begins plans to hack google and steal information on McDonalds cheeseburger prep. |
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| − | *[[1990]] - Pope Benedict XXIX died of Genital Herpes. The world rejoiced once more. Some become fed-up with rejoicing. Rioting ensues. |
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| − | *[[1990]] - South Korean scientists |
+ | *[[1990]] - South Korean scientists recreate mohammed from cloned DNA of Chihuahua. The world fell into darkness. |
| − | *[[1998]] - Beer first enters my stomach. Thousands rejoice |
+ | *[[1998]] - Beer first enters my stomach. Thousands rejoice. |
| − | *[[2003]] - I am Iron Man. Nurhh nurhh nur-nur nurhh, nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnurh nur-nurhh nurrhhh. |
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*[[2005]] - Screw this, I'm off. |
*[[2005]] - Screw this, I'm off. |
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+ | *[[2006]] - Actually, I think we have enough for today, but the rest of the month is going to be a pain, well, it's time to go "research" events. |
| − | *[[2020]] - Toilets are created for hugely obese people, which means obese people need a bigger lavatory, then that possibly means they need a bigger house then that shows they're hugely obese. |
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| + | *[[2012]] - The apocalypse at the end of the world is discovered to have been caused by unyclopedia running out of ideas for anniversaries. |
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2021年 6月 30日 (水) 23:00時点 における最新 版
October 20: Run out of ideas for Uncyclopedia anniversaries day
- 1735 - A French pot head trips on the remains of Napoleon, nobody gives a damn.
- 1846 - Engrish troops invade Minnesota, realize they took a wrong turn on the way to France and turn around. Indians scalp and rape several.
- 1864 - Abraham Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation as a joke; unfortunately, nobody gets it.
- 1965 - A flying saucer lands in California, Scientology briefly becomes popular, at least until the government fire bombed all the celebrities.
- 1969 - Oscar Wilde is discovered painting a mosaic of Islamic extremists with his urine. Extremists eat sacred cows in retaliation. Gandhi is shocked and appalled, the movie Gandhi II is released as a result of real world events.
- 1974 - End of an Oil embargo crisis: Most OPEC nations end a 5-month oil embargo against the United States, America tells them to fuck off; invents electric vehicles.
- 1980 - The world was taken over by the governmen- er... um... Hey guys.. how are you? What with those guns pointed at my head?
- 1982 - Mount St. Helens erupts in Washington, killing several million hikers and causing US$390 trillion in damage. Government cover up of the tragedy includes flying monkeys with super-soakers.
- 1988 - Two U.S. Army roflcopters collide in Fort Campbell, Kentucky, killing 1337 squirrels.
- 1990 - China begins plans to hack google and steal information on McDonalds cheeseburger prep.
- 1990 - South Korean scientists recreate mohammed from cloned DNA of Chihuahua. The world fell into darkness.
- 1998 - Beer first enters my stomach. Thousands rejoice.
- 2005 - Screw this, I'm off.
π - The US Supreme Court declares thatπ has just as much of a right to be a year as any other year and declares the next 20 years to be the yearπ as back pay for this injustice over two millennia old.- 2006 - Actually, I think we have enough for today, but the rest of the month is going to be a pain, well, it's time to go "research" events.
- 2012 - The apocalypse at the end of the world is discovered to have been caused by unyclopedia running out of ideas for anniversaries.
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