Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 20

October 20: Run out of ideas for Uncyclopedia anniversaries day

This sign was erected on October 20th...no, wait, it was the 21st. Never mind.

• 1735 - Errm, someone was born? Maybe?
• 1846 - Oh come on man, think, THINK! Umm, funny.. funny... nope.
• 1864 - Abraham Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation as a joke; unfortunately, nobody gets it.
• 1965 - I possibly did something. Or you. Maybe because I'm not original.
• 1969 - Err... Something to do with Oscar Wilde, maybe?
• 1974 - Does that work?
• 1980 - The world was taken over by the governmen- er... um... Hey guys.. how are you? What with those guns pointed at my head?
• 1982 - Damn. This is hard. We should just steal ideas from other people. How about Wikipedia Day? Or Numa Numa Day? Chronic Masturbators Anonymous Day?
• 1982 - Chronic Masturbating wikipedian Gary Newman day was announced.
• 1988 - Jesus Margaret Thatcher was crucified. The world rejoiced. Coal miners no long fear for their lives.
• 1990 - Pope Benedict XXIX died of Genital Herpes. The world rejoiced once more. Some become fed-up with rejoicing. Rioting ensues.
• 1990 - South Korean scientists created Pope Benedict XXX from cloned DNA of Chihuahua. Those crazy scientists.
• 1991 - Something very important happen.
• 1992 - What?
• 1993 - You know...that thing
• 1994 - Oh yeah
• 1998 - Beer first enters my stomach. Thousands rejoice. Rioting ensues.
• 2003 - I am Iron Man. Nurhh nurhh nur-nur nurhh, nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnurh nur-nurhh nurrhhh.
• 2005 - Screw this, I'm off.
• 2006 - Actually, I think we have enough for today, but the rest of the month is going to be a pain, well, it's time to go "research" events.
• 2008 - Quick! Someone post a picture of a kitten being huffed!
• πぱい - The US Supreme Court declares that πぱい has just as much of a right to be a year as any other year and declares the next 20 years to be the year πぱい as back pay for this injustice over two millennia old. All computers are completely screwed over by this...
• e - Math geeks are outraged by the decision and submit a proposal to include e as a year too.