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| + | '''[[October]] 26:''' '''[[Time Travel|International Time Travel Day]]''' |
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| − | *[[4,500,000,000 BC to 1BC|13,775,000,000 B.C.]] - God farts, thus creating time. |
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| − | *[[1492]] - Christopher Columbus invents [[herpes]] to pass the time on tedious transatlantic voyages. |
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| − | *[[1917]] - The first [[Lifetime limited warranty]] is created when [[Congress]] passes the ''Broken Stamp Act of 1917''. |
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| − | *[[1944]] - [[Albert Einstein]] and [[Nikola Tesla]] invent a time machine by accident. They travel to [[1996]] and meet [[Elton John]], [[The Spice girls]] and [[Bill Clintons Cigar]]. They promptly return home, dismantle the time machine and deny it ever happened. It has become known amongst [[Conspiracy Theorists]] as the [[Philadelphia Experiment]] |
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| − | *[[1946]] - Enjoy whale meat day (Japan) |
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| − | *[[1969]] - The 69 sex position is invented |
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| − | *[[1980]] - The 1981 [[DeLorean|DMC DeLorean]], which is later used as a [[time machine]], is released. |
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| − | *[[1985]] - Dr. Emmett Brown invents a [[time machine]] out of a [[DeLorean]] |
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| − | *[[1988]] - Pre-Emo angsty teenage outsider, Donnie Darko, is killed by a time-traveling jet engine. |
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| − | *[[1996]] - The less popular 96 sex position is invented |
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| − | *[[1999]] - The 99 sex position is invented. Wait -- How does that work? |
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| − | *[[2000]] - It is discovered that Rosa Parks was actually a middle-aged caucasian man named Hank. |
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| − | *[[2001]] - First Time Traveller's Convention Held in New York. No future being reported. |
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| − | *[[2003]] - Goverment develops a time machine, [[George W. Bush]] travels to the past to party with his past self. |
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| − | *[[2006]] - Some angsty teenager has an internal conflict with herself about stuff only [[Col. Sherman Potter]] and his son [[Harry Potter]] would understand. |
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| − | *[[2015]] - Dr. Emmett Brown discovers that Marty McFly Jr. has been arrested for participation in an armed robbery after travelling 30 years into the future. |
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| − | *[[2100]] - Chuck norris kicks the shit out of time. Is it just me, or does he do this alot... |
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2021年 6月 30日 (水) 23:01時点 における最新 版
October 26: International Time Travel Day
- 1822 - In theaters this summer: The Rock discovers the secret to time travel, goes back in time to kill Hitler, only to realize Hitler wasn't born yet.
- 1921 - Highlander comes forward a billion years and impales Sean Connery on a parking meter, revenge ensues.
- 1988 - Bill and Ted build a time machine out of a phone booth for access to space porn.
- 1988 - Proto-Emo angsty teenage outsider, Donnie Darko, avoids being killed by a time-traveling jet engine by sleeping on a golf course/is killed by a time-traveling jet engine.
- 1994 - First Time Cop trained; turns into serial killer, but accidentally destroys own grandmother, creating a paradox called Doctor Who.
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