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+ | '''[[October]] 30:''' '''[[Halloween|All Hallow's Eve Eve]]''' |
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+ | *[[1745]] - The [[English]] plan for the first annual [[Halloween|Dress Like An Idiot Day]]. |
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+ | *[[1929]] - Thousands of investors sell stock in [[candy]], leading to a [[Stock Market Crash of 1929|stock market crash]] and a very [[depressing]] Halloween. |
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+ | *[[1989]] - [[Old lady]] buys [[apple]]s to give out to trick-or-treaters; still [[I don't get it|doesn't get it]]. |
+ | *[[2011]] - Viewers of ''[[The Simpsons|The Simpons Treehouse of Horror]]'' disappointed once again, will be duped again next year. |
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− | *[[1217]] - [[War and Peace]] is burnt to a [[cinder]] and replaced with [[Pride and Prejudice]]. |
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+ | *[[2014]] - [[Americans]] everywhere begin to put up [[Christmas]] decorations, or leave the Christmas decor they forgot take down. |
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− | *[[1218]] - [[Pride and Prejudice]] is burnt to a [[cinder]] and replaced with [[Great Expectations]]. |
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+ | *[[2018]] - The streets of every major city fill with the scent of [[Starbucks|pumpkin spice]] and dead homeless people, taken by the cold of winter nights. |
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− | *[[1219]] - [[Great Expectations]] is burnt to a [[cinder]] and replaced with [[Encyclopaedia Britannica]]. |
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− | *[[1220]]- [[Encyclopaedia Britannica]] is burnt to a [[cinder]] and replaced with the [[Lord of the Rings I, II, & III]]. |
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− | *[[1221]] - A government official points out that the [[Lord of the Rings I, II, & III]] has not been written yet and replaces it with [[Medieval Times Literature For Dummies]]. |
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− | *[[1222]] - [[Encyclopædia Britannica]] is reestablished |
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− | *[[1223]] - [[Encyclopædia Britannica]] is burnt to a [[cinder]] and replaced with [[Wikipedia]] |
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− | *[[1224]] - [[Wikipedia]] is [[vandalism|vandalized]] to a [[chewy cream center]] and replaced by [[Uncyclopedia]] |
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− | *[[1225]] - [[Wikipedia]] tries to take over, but is thwarted by an army of [[Kitten Huffing|Kittens]] and [[Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes|Oscar Wilde Quotes]] |
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− | *[[1988]] - Pre-Emo Angsty outsider, Donnie Darko, witnesses the death of his girlfriend and thus shoots a rabbit in the eye. |
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− | *[[2008]] - Micheal Jackson get melted down and recycled into dummies so he can legally be sucked by children |
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− | *[[2008]] - David Hasslehoff becomes president of the United States |
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− | *[[2009]] - Anne Robinson reveals that she has a ten inch penis |
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− | *[[2025]] - Andross is declared president of the U.S.A. |
2021年 6月 30日 (水) 23:02時点 における最新 版
October 30: All Hallow's Eve Eve
- 1745 - The English plan for the first annual Dress Like An Idiot Day.
- 1929 - Thousands of investors sell stock in candy, leading to a stock market crash and a very depressing Halloween.
- 1989 - Old lady buys apples to give out to trick-or-treaters; still doesn't get it.
- 2011 - Viewers of The Simpons Treehouse of Horror disappointed once again, will be duped again next year.
- 2014 - Americans everywhere begin to put up Christmas decorations, or leave the Christmas decor they forgot take down.
- 2018 - The streets of every major city fill with the scent of pumpkin spice and dead homeless people, taken by the cold of winter nights.
November → October1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 27 - 28 - 29 - 30 - 31 |