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'''[[October]] 4:''' International [[Holiday]] In [[Space]] Day, National Day of No National Holidays (Botswana), International [[Zombie]] appreciation day |
'''[[October]] 4:''' International [[Holiday]] In [[Space]] Day, National Day of No National Holidays (Botswana), International [[Zombie]] appreciation day |
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2006年 10月 4日 (水) 03:36時点 における版
October 4: International Holiday In Space Day, National Day of No National Holidays (Botswana), International Zombie appreciation day
- -9000! - Crisis on Negative Earth 3!
- 13 - Jesus had his first wank.
- 1957 - Freak traffic accident results in the launching of a motor home into space. Intergalactic cops quickly come by to ask them to keep the party noises down.
- 1969 - Astronauts land on the moon. They celebrate the biggest achievement in human history by bouncing up and down. No holidays are named. Skeptics call their bluff.
- 1973 - Shit happens.
- 1980 - The 80s are back!
- 1993 - Million Gen-Xer march halted because my dumbass dad can't get his van running.
- 2005 - Steve Ballmer claims yet another victim.
- 2006 - Colorado and Wyoming change shared border
- 2006 - Mother Nature sinks Louisiana, New York, most of Florida and some of North Calorina
- 2006 - Texas splits into 3 pieces - Box, New Texas and Dubyaland
- 2006 - Iraq becomes New Louisiana. Nike Revolution of 2006 ends.
- 2010 - Astronauts celebrate Fourth of July with salvo of fireworks, which explode in the atmosphere. Toxic dust kills millions in China.
- 2064 - The space cow is discovered. The first space cheese is made within four days.
- 2222 - On the 1/4 the whole world blows up and a tiny little nut form the centre of the earth is all thats left and then....and then...and then...