Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 4

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October 4: International Holiday In Space Day, National Day of No National Holidays (Botswana), International Zombie appreciation day

• 9000 BC - Crisis on Negative Earth 3!
• 13 - Jesus had his first wank.
• 1582- Gregorian Calendar is implemented, skipping straight from October 4 to October 15. This new calendar replaced the Julian Calendar, and was the final straw in a massive flame war between Julius Caesar and Pope Gregory the Great.
• 1957 - Freak traffic accident results in the launching of a motor home into space. Intergalactic cops quickly come by to ask them to keep the party noises down.
• 1980 - The 80s are back!
• 2004 - The First Post-It Is posted in the Post it note war.
• 2005 - Steve Ballmer claims yet another victim.
• 2006 - Colorado and Wyoming change shared border.
• 2006 - Mother Nature sinks Louisiana, New York, most of Florida and some of North Calorina
• 2006 - Texas splits into 3 pieces - Box, New Texas and Dubyaland
• 2006 - Iraq becomes New Louisiana. Nike Revolution of 2006 ends.
• 2006 - Cold War Ind. is created, becoming the first business to consist entirley of nothing, except a logo and a team of 2 young, handsome boys. Homosexuality in businesses still frowned upon.
• 2010 - Astronauts celebrate Fourth of July with salvo of fireworks, which explode in the atmosphere. Toxic dust kills millions in China.
• 2064 - The space cow is discovered. The first space cheese is made within four days.
• 2065 - NATO is recognized as 'the west compensating for something'