Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 4

October 4: International Holiday In Space Day

• -9000! - Crisis on Negative Earth 3!
• 13 - Jesus had his first wank.
• 1957 - Freak traffic accident results in the launching of a motor home into space. Intergalactic cops quickly come by to ask them to keep the party noises down.
• 1969 - Astronauts land on the moon. They celebrate the biggest achievement in human history by bouncing up and down. No holidays are named. Skeptics call their bluff.
• 1973 - Shit happens.
• 1980 - The 80s are back!
• 1993 - Million Gen-Xer march halted because my dumbass dad can't get his van running.
• 2005 - Steve Ballmer claims yet another victim.
• 2006 - Colorado and Wyoming change shared border
• 2006 - Mother Nature sinks Louisiana, New York, most of Florida and some of North Calorina
• 2006 - Texas splits into 3 pieces - Box, New Texas and Dubyaland
• 2006 - Iraq becomes New Louisiana. Nike Revolution of 2006 ends.
• 2064 - The space cow is discovered. The first space cheese is made within four days.
• 2222 - On the 1/4 the whole world blows up and a tiny little nut form the centre of the earth is all thats left and then....and then...and then...
• 1990 - MY BIRTHDAY