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'''[[October]] 4:''' International [[Holiday]] In [[Space]] Day, National Day of No National Holidays (Botswana), International [[Zombie]] appreciation day |
'''[[October]] 4:''' International [[Holiday]] In [[Space]] Day, National Day of No National Holidays (Botswana), International [[Zombie]] appreciation day |
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− | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|9000 BC]] - [[Bronze Age|Crisis on Negative Earth 3]]! |
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+ | *[[1824]] - [[Mexico]] enacts its first constitution, finally declaring the enchilada the national entree consisting of beef and cheese rolled in a flour tortilla. |
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− | *[[13]] - Jesus had his first wank. |
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+ | *[[1846]] - Founding of the Smithsonian Institution with a $500,000 grant from James Smithson. The first museum is the [[NASA|Air and Space Museum]]. Due to the limited technology of the day, the Air and Space Museum's exhibits consist of a kite, a feather, and a weird-shaped greenish rock that "looks kinda like it coulda come from space, or som'thin". |
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− | *[[21]] - Jesus got his first mortgage. |
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+ | *[[1985]] - The comic strip [[Fred Basset]] quixotically debuts in American newspapers. |
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+ | *[[1991]] - Leo Fender, inventor of the musician, passes away. His death is marked by an international minute of silent rockin' out on the [[air guitar]] (pictured). |
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− | *[[1957]] - Freak traffic accident results in the launching of a motor home into space. Intergalactic cops quickly come by to ask them to keep the party noises down. |
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− | *[[1980]] - The 80s are back! |
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− | *[[1989]] - The 70s are back! \m/ - Also, Drugs-Are-Legal Day!!! |
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− | *[[2004]] - The First Post-It Is posted in the [[Flame war|Post it note war]]. |
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− | *[[2005]] - [[Steve Ballmer]] claims yet another victim. |
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− | *[[2006]] - Colorado and Wyoming change shared border. |
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− | *[[2006]] - [[terra|Mother Nature]] sinks [[Louisiana]], [[New York]], most of [[Florida]] and some of [[North Carolina|North Calorina]] |
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− | *[[2006]] - [[Texas]] splits into 3 pieces - [[Box]], [[New Texas]] and [[Dubyaland]] |
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− | *[[2006]] - [[Iraq]] becomes [[New Louisiana]]. [[Nike Revolution of 2006]] ends. |
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− | *[[2006]] - Cold War Ind. is created, becoming the first business to consist entirley of nothing, except a logo and a team of 2 young, handsome boys. Homosexuality in businesses still frowned upon. |
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− | *[[2010]] - [[Astronauts]] celebrate [[Fourth of July]] with salvo of fireworks, which explode in the atmosphere. Toxic dust kills millions in China. |
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*[[2064]] - The space [[You have two cows|cow]] is discovered. The first space cheese is made within four days. |
*[[2064]] - The space [[You have two cows|cow]] is discovered. The first space cheese is made within four days. |
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− | *[[2065]] - [[NATO]] is recognized as [[Western Europe|the west]] compensating for [[something]]' |
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− | *[[3000]] - [[Duke nukem forever]] is released |
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− | *[[3001]] - [[Halo]] movie is released |
2013年 10月 3日 (木) 21:21時点 における版
October 4: International Holiday In Space Day, National Day of No National Holidays (Botswana), International Zombie appreciation day
- 1582- The Gregorian Calendar is implemented, skipping straight from October 4 to October 15. This new calendar replaced the Julian Calendar, and was the final straw in a massive flame war between Julius Caesar and Pope Gregory the Great.
- 1824 - Mexico enacts its first constitution, finally declaring the enchilada the national entree consisting of beef and cheese rolled in a flour tortilla.
- 1846 - Founding of the Smithsonian Institution with a $500,000 grant from James Smithson. The first museum is the Air and Space Museum. Due to the limited technology of the day, the Air and Space Museum's exhibits consist of a kite, a feather, and a weird-shaped greenish rock that "looks kinda like it coulda come from space, or som'thin".
- 1985 - The comic strip Fred Basset quixotically debuts in American newspapers.
- 1991 - Leo Fender, inventor of the musician, passes away. His death is marked by an international minute of silent rockin' out on the air guitar (pictured).
- 2064 - The space cow is discovered. The first space cheese is made within four days.