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*[[800]] - [[Vikings]] invent awesome helmets with horns on them. |
*[[800]] - [[Vikings]] invent awesome helmets with horns on them. |
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*[[1234]] - [[Handgun]] is invented. This later inspires the invention of real guns. |
*[[1234]] - [[Handgun]] is invented. This later inspires the invention of real guns. |
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+ | *[[1337]] - [[Mexico]] joins forces with [[Pirates]] and the [[Leet]] tribe. |
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+ | *[[1338]] - [[Jesus|Ninja Jesus]] declares war on [[Mexico]], which turns out to be an attempt at distraction, for he has more plans up his sleeve. |
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+ | *[[1339]] - [[Jesus|Ninja Jesus]] reveals his plans, and [[you]] are too late to hear them. |
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*[[1496]] - [[Oscar Wilde]] invents Unclyclopedia |
*[[1496]] - [[Oscar Wilde]] invents Unclyclopedia |
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*[[1921]] - Americans invent bacon cheeseburger |
*[[1921]] - Americans invent bacon cheeseburger |
2008年 10月 6日 (月) 16:17時点 における版
October 8: War on Terra celebrations, International Best Inventions Ever Day
- 6000 BC - God invents breasts
- 5999 BC - Woman invents sin
- 2600 BC - Mayans invent chocolate
- 500 - Germans invent beer
- 800 - Vikings invent awesome helmets with horns on them.
- 1234 - Handgun is invented. This later inspires the invention of real guns.
- 1337 - Mexico joins forces with Pirates and the Leet tribe.
- 1338 - Ninja Jesus declares war on Mexico, which turns out to be an attempt at distraction, for he has more plans up his sleeve.
- 1339 - Ninja Jesus reveals his plans, and you are too late to hear them.
- 1496 - Oscar Wilde invents Unclyclopedia
- 1921 - Americans invent bacon cheeseburger
- 1945 - U.S. Army develops gun that shoots guns that shoot swords
- 1949 - Danes create Lego
- 1952 - Deep fried spam invented
- 1958 - Segway invented in Paris. Rioting ensues.
- 1959 - Rioting invented.
- 1963 - Hippies invent Free Love
- 1979 - Victoria's Secret Catalogue introduced. This is followed days later by a worldwide lotion shortage.
- 1984 - Wales invents the cheese and ham toastie, it is made their national dish. Students rejoice.
- 1993 - Scientologists revolted. Nobody cared.
- 1998 - Monkey butlers invented, but those damn PETA activists won't let us have any.
- 2003 - War on Terra begins when Canada attacks a marble quarry in Vermont, claiming that it was "harboring terra"
- 2005 - In one of the most controversial friendly-fire incidents of the War on Terra, several shipments of Home Depot terra cotta are bombed by U.S. B-52s.
- 2006 - Royal Canadian Air Force invents Air-to-Segway missile.