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October 8: International Best Inventions Ever Day

4004 BC - God invents breasts
4003 BC - Pornography is invented. There is no war for the next thousand years.
4002 BC - Lesbian porn is invented. The first case of carpal tunnel is documented.
5996 BC - Lotion is invented.
2600 BC - Mayans invent chocolate
500 - Germans invent beer
1234 - Handgun is invented. This later inspires the invention of real guns.
1890 - Oscar Wilde invents Unclyclopedia
1921 - Americans invent bacon cheeseburger
1949 - Danes create Lego
1952 - Deep fried spam invented
1958 - Segway invented in Paris. Rioting ensues.
1959 - Rioting invented.
1963 - Hippies invent Free Love
1964 - Hippies sell free love for pot.
1979 - Victoria's Secret Catalogue introduced. This is followed days later by a worldwide lotion shortage.
1984 - Wales invents the cheese and ham toastie, it is made their national dish. Students rejoice.
1991 - The big TC's (CLC gals) Birthday buff yiz up yo!!!
1993 - Scientologists revolted. Nobody cared.
1993 - Tam "Jr" Nguyen famous asian comedian and hacker. he was known for the blowjobs he would give his crew backstage
1998 - Monkey butlers invented, but those damn PETA activists won't let us have any.
2006 - Royal Canadian Air Force invents Air-to-Segway missile.

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 *[[1991]] - The big TC's (CLC gals) Birthday buff yiz up yo!!!
 *[[1993]] - [[Scientology|Scientologists]] revolted. Nobody cared.
-*[[1993]] - [[Tam "Jr" Nguyen]] famous asian comedian and hacker
+*[[1993]] - [[Tam "Jr" Nguyen]] famous asian comedian and hacker. he was known for the blowjobs he would give his crew backstage
 *[[1998]] - Monkey butlers invented, but those damn PETA activists won't let us have any.
 *[[2006]] - Royal Canadian Air Force invents Air-to-[[Segway]] missile.