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| + | '''[[October]] 8:''' International Best Inventions Ever Day |
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| + | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|4004 BC]] - [[God]] invents [[breasts]] |
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| + | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|4003 BC]] - [[Pornography]] is invented. There is no war for the next thousand years. |
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| + | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|4002 BC]] - [[Lesbian]] porn is invented. The first case of carpal tunnel is documented. |
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| + | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|5996 BC]] - Lotion is invented. |
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| + | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|2600 BC]] - Mayans invent chocolate |
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| + | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|2650 BC]] - [[Orgasm]] is invented by [[The French]]. |
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| + | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|2700 BC]] - Master Bei-Shun spreads the "Art of [[Masturbation]]". |
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| + | *[[500]] - Germans invent [[beer]] |
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| + | *[[1234]] - [[Handgun]] is invented. This later inspires the invention of real guns. |
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| + | *[[1890]] - [[Oscar Wilde]] invents Unclyclopedia |
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| + | *[[1921]] - Americans invent bacon cheeseburger |
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| + | *[[1949]] - Danes create Lego |
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| + | *[[1952]] - Deep fried [[spam]] invented |
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| + | *[[1958]] - [[Segway]] invented in [[Paris]]. Rioting ensues. |
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| + | *[[1959]] - Rioting invented. |
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| + | *[[1963]] - [[Hippies]] invent Free Love |
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| + | *[[1964]] - Hippies sell free love for pot. |
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| + | *[[1979]] - Victoria's Secret Catalogue introduced. This is followed days later by a worldwide lotion shortage. |
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| + | *[[1984]] - Wales invents the cheese and ham toastie, it is made their national dish. Students rejoice. |
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| + | *[[1991]] - The big TC's (CLC gals) Birthday buff yiz up yo!!! |
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| + | *[[1993]] - [[Scientology|Scientologists]] revolted. Nobody cared. |
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| + | *[[1998]] - Monkey butlers invented, but those damn PETA activists won't let us have any. |
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| + | *[[2006]] - Royal Canadian Air Force invents Air-to-[[Segway]] missile. |
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2011年 10月 8日 (土) 07:17時点 における版
October 8: International Best Inventions Ever Day
- 4004 BC - God invents breasts
- 4003 BC - Pornography is invented. There is no war for the next thousand years.
- 4002 BC - Lesbian porn is invented. The first case of carpal tunnel is documented.
- 5996 BC - Lotion is invented.
- 2600 BC - Mayans invent chocolate
- 2650 BC - Orgasm is invented by The French.
- 2700 BC - Master Bei-Shun spreads the "Art of Masturbation".
- 500 - Germans invent beer
- 1234 - Handgun is invented. This later inspires the invention of real guns.
- 1890 - Oscar Wilde invents Unclyclopedia
- 1921 - Americans invent bacon cheeseburger
- 1949 - Danes create Lego
- 1952 - Deep fried spam invented
- 1958 - Segway invented in Paris. Rioting ensues.
- 1959 - Rioting invented.
- 1963 - Hippies invent Free Love
- 1964 - Hippies sell free love for pot.
- 1979 - Victoria's Secret Catalogue introduced. This is followed days later by a worldwide lotion shortage.
- 1984 - Wales invents the cheese and ham toastie, it is made their national dish. Students rejoice.
- 1991 - The big TC's (CLC gals) Birthday buff yiz up yo!!!
- 1993 - Scientologists revolted. Nobody cared.
- 1998 - Monkey butlers invented, but those damn PETA activists won't let us have any.
- 2006 - Royal Canadian Air Force invents Air-to-Segway missile.