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'''[[October]] 8:''' International Best Inventions Ever Day |
'''[[October]] 8:''' International Best Inventions Ever Day |
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| − | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|4004 BC]] - [[God]] invents [[breasts]] |
+ | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|4004 BC]] - [[God]] invents [[breasts]]. |
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+ | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|2600 BC]] - Mayans invent chocolate. |
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| − | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|4002 BC]] - [[Lesbian]] porn is invented. The first case of carpal tunnel is documented. |
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| − | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|5996 BC]] - Lotion is invented. |
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+ | *[[1963]] - [[Hippies]] invent Free Love. |
| + | *[[1973]] - America invents diabetes. |
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| − | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|2650 BC]] - [[Orgasm]] is invented by the French. |
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| − | *[[∞ BC to 1 BC|2700 BC]] - Master Bei-Shun spreads the "Art of Masturbation". |
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| − | *[[1234]] - [[Handgun]] is invented. This later inspires the invention of real guns. |
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| − | *[[1921]] - Americans invent bacon cheeseburger |
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| − | *[[1949]] - Danes create Lego |
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| − | *[[1952]] - Deep fried [[spam]] invented |
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| − | *[[1958]] - [[Segway]] invented in [[Paris]]. Rioting ensues. |
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| − | *[[1959]] - Rioting invented. |
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| − | *[[1963]] - [[Hippies]] invent Free Love |
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| − | *[[1964]] - Hippies sell free love for pot. |
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| − | *[[1979]] - Victoria's Secret Catalogue introduced. This is followed days later by a worldwide lotion shortage. |
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| − | *[[1984]] - Wales invents the cheese and ham toastie, it is made their national dish. Students rejoice. |
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| − | *[[1991]] - The big TC's (CLC gals) Birthday buff yiz up yo!!! |
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| − | *[[1993]] - [[Scientology|Scientologists]] revolted. Nobody cared. |
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| − | *[[1998]] - Monkey butlers invented, but those damn PETA activists won't let us have any. |
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*[[2006]] - Royal Canadian Air Force invents Air-to-[[Segway]] missile. |
*[[2006]] - Royal Canadian Air Force invents Air-to-[[Segway]] missile. |
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2023年 8月 23日 (水) 18:59時点 における最新 版
October 8: International Best Inventions Ever Day
- 4004 BC - God invents breasts.
- 2600 BC - Mayans invent chocolate.
- 500 - Germans invent beer.
- 1890 - Oscar Wilde invents Uncyclopedia.
- 1963 - Hippies invent Free Love.
- 1973 - America invents diabetes.
- 2006 - Royal Canadian Air Force invents Air-to-Segway missile.
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