Uncyclopedia:Five pliersのソースを表示ひょうじ

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All of [[Uncyclopedia]]'s 28 [[Kittens|official pets]] and 35 [[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|arbitrary decisions]] are based on '''five pliers''' that pinch Uncyclopedia's character. These can be described as follows:
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|[[File:Blueplier.png|35px]]||'''[[Uncyclopedia:About|Uncyclopedia is an anti-encyclopaedia]]''' incorporating [[elements]] of general encyclopaedias, specialised encyclopaedias, and almanacs and basically turning them on their head. [[Uncyclopedia:What Uncyclopedia is not|Uncyclopedia is not]] a [[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid#Don't plagiarise|mere collection of scripts from your favourite sitcom or Monty Python]], nor [[Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedia is not a soapbox|a soapbox]], newspaper, [[free]] host or web-space provider, [[Vanity page|vanity article]] or memorial collection, [[Sandbox|experiment]] in [[anarchy]] or [[democracy]], or a grouping of links (whether internal or external).
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|[[File:Greenplier.png|35px]]||'''[[Uncyclopedia:Satirical point of view|Uncyclopedia uses the "Satirical point-of-view"]]''': Write from a satirical, [[Witty humour|witty]] standpoint. A sense of proportion greatly aids in this, especially on controversial topics, and makes an article even funnier. When a conflict arises as to what version is the most amusing, [[Uncyclopedia:Disagreements|be nice]]: hammer out your opponents on the talk page and avoid flamewars.
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|[[File:Yellowplier.png|35px]]||'''[[Uncyclopedia:Copyrights|Uncyclopedia is content-free]]''': Uncyclopedia is content-free, licensed under the [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/ Creative Commons BY-NC-SA license] and may be freely distributed and linked by all un-comrades. Recognise that articles are owned by the community at large and not by a single person or group so that any writing you contribute can be mercilessly edited and redistributed at will by the [[Uncyclopedia:Consensus|community]]. Because much of it is parody, Uncyclopedia is [[Help:Fair Use|not quite as restrictive]] about copyright as Wikipedia but still kinda sorta wants you to [[Uncyclopedia:Image use policy|acknowledge]] where you have stolen from by using the {{tl|spork}} template for instance.
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|[[File:Orangeplier.png|35px]]||'''[[Uncyclopedia:Civility|Be civil and constructive]]''': Respect your fellow Uncyclopedians even when they are (rarely) not being [[Uncyclopedia:Rules|dicks]]. Avoid making [[Uncyclopedia:No personal attacks|personal attacks]], but sweeping generalisations are encouraged as long as you annoy everyone. [[Uncyclopedia:Disagreements|Be responsible]] when the editing gets hot. We don't follow the [[3RR|three-revert rule]]; remember that there are {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles on the [[English]] Uncyclopedia to work on and discuss. Don't use [[Sock puppet|sockpuppets]] (except for, well, <ahem>, uh{{SP}}... you know), and if you are still an IP [[user]], [[Special:UserLogin/signup|create an account]]. Be devious, cold hearted, and above all, [[HTBFANJS|be funny]].
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|[[File:Redplier.png|35px]]||'''[[Sophia| Praise Sophia]]''' besides the four general principles elucidated above. We are fairly free and easy here, but the [[Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD|Cruft Patrol]] can be merciless; if your page is deleted, [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy|find out why]] and make sure your next page is funny! If you've [[Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol|been banned]], don't [[Uncyclopedia:Policy|do it again]]. If it's an honest mistake, you can try to contact people some of the [[Special:Listadmins|admins]] on the [http://lists.wikicities.com/mailman/listinfo/uncyclopedia-l Uncyclopedia mailing list], although they reserve the right to unban you, immediately ban you again to crush your dreams even more, and then tell you to piss off if you've been a dick. If all else fails, there are [[things you're supposed to be doing instead of visiting Uncyclopedia]].
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==See also==
*[[Uncyclopedia:Consensus]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Community Portal]]
*Pages linked from [[Help:Contents]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:FAQ]] and [[Uncyclopedia:AFAQ]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Ban Policy]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:What Uncyclopedia is not]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Ignore all rules]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Create an account]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Why create an account?]]
*[[Help:Why create an account?]]

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