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'''Old shit'''
*[[User talk:PF4Eva/Archive 1|Archive 1]] (Wikia era 2006-2013)
*[[User talk:PF4Eva/Archive 2|Archive 2]] (2013-2018)

==Hi (Jan 2019)==
Hi. I'm back... Again. It happens sometimes :-) . Well, sorry for bother: as reported [https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3ABan_Patrol&type=revision&diff=5913063&oldid=5912932 here], I found a hyperactive vandal to ban urgently. 31 edits and 31 vandalisms: a complete collection of any kind of white ''redneckish'' dumbest stereotype, and various vandalisms/HTBFANJS. Needs to [[Kick|travel far beyond the stars]] ASAP. Greets m8. --{{User:Spam Removal Unit/sign}} 04:41, 19 January 2019 (UTC)

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQNdtZx9TE Thanks Danny] :-) --{{User:Spam Removal Unit/sign}} 02:51, 20 January 2019 (UTC)

== UnNews main page ==

Hey! I saw your attempts to fix the UnNews page, and it definitely took a lot of wrangling to get that new template to work. Are there any other areas I can help you work on?

Thanks you for all the work you do!
{{User:Aimsplode/sig5}}<sup><small><font color="DD0000"> 23:58 26 January 2019</font></small></sup>

== Discord ==

Hey PF4Eva, you should join us sometime on [https://discord.gg/qAUySUC the discord server], we'd all love to talk to you. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:35, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

==Praise Be Upon Thee==
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For doing an audio on my [[UnNews:Something might happen tomorrow|article]] and being the undisputed King of UnNews. .:. {{User:Hotadmin4u69/sig}}<small><font color="#2B547E">05:51</font><font color="#387C44"> Mar 19 </font><font color="#2B547E"> 2019</font></small>

== Sock-puppeting ==

Hi there! I am, in fact, JetGan11, but NOT Essex45000. I have started to use this account because I forgot my password and have been locked out of my account. This isn't proper sockpuppetry, just unluckiness and my solution. :) [[User:JetsFanMan|JetsFanMan]] ([[User talk:JetsFanMan|talk]]) 21:37, 31 October 2019 (UTC)

== Plos into bannings me ==

Plos into bannings me cuz I like to eat da poop and now all people is into lovings me and wantings me and into worshippings me as a wolverhamptonish-kimilsungish great (and long-pricked) leader. But I are of into plossings bannings and gib moni plos cuz I are of into uhm... uhm... Can i is of be into isings arings pish posh wit wot cheero m8? PS: donalturd trumpturd likes to eat da turdz. --[[User:Walbro|Walbro]] ([[User talk:Walbro|talk]]) 19:43, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

==Thank you==
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| align=center | '''[[User:Kippy|<font color=yellow>Kippy</font>]] <font color=yellow>gives you the most sincere thank you for voting him bureaucrat</font>'''   
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== Hiya Sir, unban me eh? ==

I dunno exactly what it was that brought this most recent ban- I was simply sharing my experience relating to my disability with the astronaut fellow and he exploded in some kind of fit of rage. I wasn't trying to offend him or whatnot, I was just pointing out how my Asperger's syndrome doesn't cause me any problems, and he told me I was gaslighting him. I think the guy may be a tad bonkers. I'm planning on reading my short story "The Traveler tonight on the voice chat at 10 P.M. MST and several fellas, for instance Zombie Baron and Kippy, were really looking forward to it. Unban me so I can go through with it, eh? Fun times await! [[User:Nicolassequeira|Nicolassequeira]] ([[User talk:Nicolassequeira|talk]]) 21:34, 10 July 2020 (UTC)

I think you both need a timeout, honestly. Time to cool your heads, let off some steam. (That being said, I think Zombiebaron's preemptive Spaceman ban was uncalled for.) If you had just left it at "I'd prefer to see more interesting characters," we probably wouldn't be having this conversation; that would just be your opinion. But when you stated that Asperger's "isn't an interesting condition," you worded it pretty strongly and knew you were going to ruffle feathers. It's like politics at the dinner table. You have shown ''some'' improvement since your initial ban, but this recent incident proves you still have more work to do. Don't take it personally, it's just, yeah. {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 21:46, 10 July 2020 (UTC)

== You're dancing at the wrong hoedown, you diesel-pumpin' gopher gobbler ==

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| align=center | '''<span class="underlinelink"><font color=white>Vice President [[Joe Biden|<font color=white>Joe Biden</font>]] thanks you for voting for [[User:Y|<font color=white>Y</font>]]'s first [[UnNews:Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate|<font color=white>featured article</font>]].</span></font>'''<br><small><font color=white><span class="underlinelink">He also thanks [[User:Kippy|<font color=white>Kippy</font>]] for letting him snatch away this template from him, that gobbsmackin' hound dog.</span></font>
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== [[Rocko's Modern Life]] ==

So, I know this is one of your favorite shows, and the previous version of the article got VFDed here for being poor quality. So I did a rewrite/cleanup for the spoon, which I've [[Rocko's Modern Life|imported here]]. Let me know your thoughts on the new article if you get a chance to read it.--[[User:Abacab|Abacab]] ([[User talk:Abacab|talk]]) 11:39, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

In the article, I liked your edit about the auditions for Rocko, as well as Ed Bighead's near-death experience. However, I changed some actor names back. Personally, I preferred Peter Gabriel voicing Rocko because he's known for turning into animals in his music videos (as well as doing the song "Animal Nation"), and Phil Collins playing his subservient, mentally-deficient dog is amusing to me. I liked Rob Reiner playing Heffer because he's a semi-iconic fatman, and like Heffer is known for his slobbish diet (he protests smoking, yet loves fast food). I also preferred Cheryl Adler playing Bev because the joke there would be that Charlie Adler's "real" wife would be playing his fictional wife on TV.

I also liked your edits to the [[Joel Schumacher]] article. I expanded upon the ice puns a bit by adding more about the penguins with rocket-launchers.--[[User:Abacab|Abacab]] ([[User talk:Abacab|talk]]) 21:27, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

== Misuse of rollback ==

Hi. [https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Kitten_Huffing&type=revision&diff=5991613&oldid=5991567 In this edit, you rollbacked]. However, an edit summary was requested. I'll admit it should have been removed, but it wasn't vandalism. Therefore, it shouldn't have been rollbacked. Thanks. --Gale5050 [[User talk: Gale5050|Complain]] [[Special: Contributions/Gale5050|about]] [[User: Gale5050|me!]] 20:12, 23 September 2020 (UTC)

We were dealing with a user adding random crap about "nonsense letters" (whatever the hell they are). {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 00:00, 24 September 2020 (UTC)
: Fair point, fair point. I would've given an edit summary, but I didn't know some of that information. --Gale5050 [[User talk: Gale5050|Complain]] [[Special: Contributions/Gale5050|about]] [[User: Gale5050|me!]] 00:56, 24 September 2020 (UTC)

==Merry Potato Day!==
{{User:Kippy/potatocard2020}}

== About that article you huffed earlier ==

Howdy! Just wanted to say, I created a new filter (F-79), a variation on the "Bass fishing whilst playing poker" filter, in order to prevent such spam from reoccurring again.

Thank you for huffing the article! Also, happy Boxing Day, {{User:Cassie/s|11:50am dec 26 2020}}

== Please contribute to Baked Potato ==

Trying to get a new featured article to end the 12 nights of potato. It is [[Baked Potato]]. Please contribute in whatever way you like (be bold, add new sections, change text, add images). Would like to get it featured as rapidly as possible. {{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:09, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

==[[Uncyclopedia:Happy_Monkey_Competition_2021|Happy Monkey Competition 2021]]==

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Hey its <big><big><big>'''HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28)'''</big></big></big>. Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up <big><big><big>'''[[Uncyclopedia:Happy_Monkey_Competition_2021|here]]'''</big></big></big>. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...{{u|Shabidoo}} will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! {{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 15:20, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

== New forum ==

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: [[Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo]]. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because <s>I hate your guts</s> <s>I'm an idiot</s> <s>I'm a tool</s> <s>I'm a douche</s> ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. {{User:MrX/sig}} 15:51, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

== Huggle message ==

Hi _PF4Eva!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: '''[[UN:HG|Huggle]]'''! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

Huggle makes it easy to revert vandalism, leave messages to users and basically speedily process edits here on Uncyclopedia. You may also use it to block users and do other things, if you are a sysop!

To use Huggle, you must be both extended-confirmed (having 500 edits and 30 days' existence), and you must also have rollback rights. If you are an [[UN:AA|admin]] who does not have either of these rights, feel free to grant them to yourself.  Some features, such as page protection and user blocking, are locked behind the walls of adminship.

If you wish to install Huggle, feel free to do so now! For assistance, please contact either [[User:JJPMaster|JJPMaster]] or {{u|Cassie}}, who are jointly responsible for this implementation of Huggle.

Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, [[User:Charlie|<span style="color: #BF1F67;">Charlie</span>]] <small>the bot</small> ([[User talk:Cassie|<span style="color: #BF1F67;">talk</span>]]) 01:39, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

== That VFH TV thing ==

well i cant directly reply to your comment. My abstain stands; if it's meant to be a TV thing, it probably belongs in a new project (UnTelevision), and is most certaintly confusing to readers who may be searching it up. Since the content is quite funny I'm not opposing but....the concept falls flat on it's face. --{{User: Gale5050/sig2}} 01:45, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

== Your FA vote was appreciated... ==

{{Time travel/|2=Hey, where'd Mona Lisa go? Has anyone seen Mona? |1=You know what? I kind of like the frame better empty like that, go ahead and keep the painting as long as you want!<br/><br/>'''Thank you for voting to feature [[Mona Lisa]] on the mainpage!!!''' {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} <span style="color:gray; font-size:9px;">05:42, 31 March 2021</span>|3=&nbsp;|file=Gold-Frame.png|size=100px|float=left|align=left|class= }}

== Why exactly ==

did you test the date thing on [[UnNews:East Coast warms up but does not realize cold air is gonna come...|my]] UnNews article, and not one of yours? -{{User: Gale5050/sig2}} 18:46, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

:The dates associated with ''your'' articles (the single digit and 10 dates) are causing the problems. :) Turns out all I had to do was remove the month category from the date categories and then add them back. {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 18:48, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
::Wait, am I doing something wrong? -{{User: Gale5050/sig2}} 19:04, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
:::No, you weren't. :) The pesky dates were. Somehow the sorting went haywire. You're fine. {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 19:08, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
::::Oh ok. -{{User: Gale5050/sig2}} 19:08, 6 April 2021 (UTC)

== Thanks for your vote! ==

[[File:Richardsimmonsthanks.jpg|thumb|center|{{User:MrX/sig}} 17:22, 30 April 2021 (UTC)]]

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== Thank you ==

{{Ninjastar|Frogeline.png|A Frogeline for you, PF4Eva|As a thank you for voting for me during the latest VFS.|[[User:Cassie|Cassie]]&nbsp;}}

==Another Thank You ==

{{PN|CC|6! 6! 6 Votes for Op!!{{A/R}}{{small|Thank you for [[Uncyclopedia:VFS/April2021|voting for me]]! I am excited to be able to do whatever it is that interface admins do. Let me know if you have any problems with templates and stuff. XOXO  <br>{{User:Zana Dark/sig}}}}}}

== Thanks for the vote! ==

[[File:Hippo.jpg|thumb|center|Phat hippo thanks you for voting for him in VFS]]

== Thanks You ==

Hey thanks for the...what'chu call it? The auto-patrol thingy. I'm always trying to figure out thingies here. But while I'm here, I wanted to run an idea pass you...you know all those dead links, the red lettering that so many pages have linked? And I swear if I had the time I would create all the Cthulhu related subjects and places because that's the extra oomph that everybody needs. So anyway, is there a way to make it to where all the dead links actually go to a destined page? I could create a page for all dead links to land on...you know something like "Black Hole of Dead Links" and it can say something short and sweet like "You landed on this page because you clicked on a dead link. The page you were hoping to find does not exist. You could just ignore it or create the page your own damn self, ya know?" But anyway, thanks again for all your help. I really appreciate your liking my Kribs page. He's been through Hell but he seems to be okay. I know I trolled him with the salad gifs but I just couldn't help it. I'm so hyper and all. [[User:Nacky|Nacky]] ([[User talk:Nacky|talk]]) 07:04, 28 November 2021 (UTC)Nacky

==It's beginning to look a lot like{{...}}==
{{Kiss My Ass}}
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It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. {{ob|Not you!}} You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny{{A|m}}'''{{big|[[Uncyclopedia:Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition|Sign Up Today!]]}}''' {{sm|(pretty please)}} {{User:Zana Dark/Sig}} 13:12, 13 December 2021 {{UTC}}
::How do I enter? I really don't have relatives to kiss my ass, but I do know some people are in severe need of having their asses kicked, there's the thing. [[User:Nacky|Nacky]] ([[User talk:Nacky|talk]]) 13:56, 13 December 2021 (UTC)Nacky
:::To enter you just add your name to [[Uncyclopedia:Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition|the contest page]] with a link to your entry. {{User:Zana Dark/Sig}} 19:23, 24 December 2021 {{UTC}}

==Merry Christmas and all that [[semen|jazz]]==
{{Jingle Balls}}
{{User:Zana Dark/Sig}} 19:23, 24 December 2021 {{UTC}}

== Blocked IP ==

Hello. User {{u|I dislike vandals}} is requesting that their IP be unblocked. Can you look into this? {{User:Zana Dark/Sig}} 02:59, 30 December 2021 {{UTC}}

:I just unblocked their IP. {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 03:34, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

::Thanks. XOXO {{User:Zana Dark/Sig}} 07:47, 30 December 2021 {{UTC}}

:::Heya! If you have time, can you please judge the Clark Griswold Award for [[KMA]]?  I've set up [[Uncyclopedia:Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition/Judging|scorecards here]], it should only take a few minutes.  If not, no worries. {{User:Zana Dark/Sig}} 11:49, 30 December 2021 {{UTC}}

{{Holiday Victor|Judge}}

::::Thank you sweetums {{User:Zana Dark/Sig}} 23:52, 30 December 2021 {{UTC}}

== "Joe Biden is dead" blocked user ==

Hi! Just dropping by to let you know that one user you have recently blocked ({{u|Joe Biden is dead, dead, dead!!!}}) has been confirmed to be a sockpuppet of {{u|Svex 88134kg}}, and as such the account has been categorized accordingly.
Happy New Year in advance, {{User:Cassie/}} 04:20, 31 December 2021 (UTC)

== Hi ==

can  I be a ip block exemption[[User:I dislike vandals|I dislike vandals]] ([[User talk:I dislike vandals|talk]]) 21:49, 6 January 2022 (UTC)
:None of your IPs appear to be blocked, including your current one. You should be fine. {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 00:04, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

ok[[User:I dislike vandals|I dislike vandals]] ([[User talk:I dislike vandals|talk]]) 00:10, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

:Oh, ''now'' I know what you're talking about! I didn't even know that was a thing. Yes, you're now exempt for the next three months. {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 08:28, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

== Questions  ==

can I pls be able to make more accounts instead of being limited to one [[User:I dislike vandals|I dislike vandals]] ([[User talk:I dislike vandals|talk]]) 02:08, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

IDK but on wikipedia it would be dangerous for your reputation [[User:EpicDude|<font color="blue">Epic</font>]][[User talk:EpicDude|<font color="Gold">Dude</font>]] 02:25, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

yeah but this isn't wikipedia

Eh, i think it has simaler policys ([[User:EpicDude|<font color="blue">Epic</font>]][[User talk:EpicDude|<font color="Gold">Dude</font>]] 02:41, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

I just want to make new accounts[[User:I dislike vandals|I dislike vandals]] ([[User talk:I dislike vandals|talk]]) 03:03, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

:We have a strict [[UN:SOCK|sockpuppet policy]]. Rule of thumb: Pick an account and stick with it exclusively. What Cassie said is absolutely correct. {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 08:18, 7 January 2022 (UTC)

== Brogo13 ==

I appreciate his copyediting cleaning up the formatting but I feel like he changes things too much. On [[Dick Cheney]] he changed "Expert shotgunmanship" to "Expert marksmanship", marksmanship is indeed the more "professional" term, but shotgunmanship was deliberate for the comedy strategy emphasizing Cheney's use of a shotgun (instead of any nonspecific gun) on his "hunting accident". Others users have also complained he changes text too much.--[[User:Abacab|Abacab]] ([[User talk:Abacab|talk]]) 03:56, 15 January 2022 (UTC)

:I just changed the heading back. {{User:PF4Eva/sig}} 04:18, 15 January 2022 (UTC)

== 34.  Thou Art Funny:  Sesame Street article. ==

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