Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an attack page derails nervously to revolt sensual cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 89 melodramatic salad forks hoarsely writing an elf up the kakistocracy. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and not very putrefying history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pricey oil that he is, started creating a massive shiticicle of things. Then he added a chubbily immense blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly remarkable existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily forbidden ages following its briskly malevolent conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those cryptically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my narcissistically incompetent sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately swallowing existence. They would often have violently exotic rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a raucously immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our fake religions:
- dow, also known as boud and atuzai, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- cisos, son of dow[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else dow would've been pleasantly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to burn for the rest of eternity.
- dow, or affas as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named wiwowwon. He also told wiwowwon about the 72 white options he'd recently added to his paradise, though wiwowwon used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no dow and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
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Randomness and air conditioners
Randomness and air conditioners are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was suffocating some air conditioners, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with air conditioners as with, say, slippery tofus. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Guybrush Threepwood terrorises handstand!
The random number 109007732774081
This number is really random. There's no useful information stored in it. But now I define it to mean "content-free". You can try to convert it into hexadecimal, but there will still be no information at all. It's just random. However, if you somehow manage to get anything meaningful and full of content with it, then you are probably stupid.
See also
- Random-access memory[3]
- Random gibberish
- User:Pugsleyfan69420/The Jong Invades Notepad
- Random humor[4]
- Random Uncyclopedia article[5]
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gop himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gop.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
