"Yo yo yo Dawg! I'm a brother which mean I'm a go out 'n make sum rap CD so dat honky teens luv me and try t'talks like me! Byatch!" - Moe Jones (a black person)
Correct English Translation: I am African-American, which means I shall go forth and produce a rap album, so that Caucasian adolescents will love me and try to imitate my style of speech.
People who speak this language: Blacks, Whites, Teens.
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Correct English Translation: Hath thy senses left thee? Why dost thou speak with words so dumbe, oh homosexual? O shame! for what pity have I for thee!
People who speak this language: Anybody on the internet, Teens.
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"Like, Oh my gawd! Like, Brad was all like 'I love you' and I was all like 'Gag me with a spoon!'. You know?! - Tiffany Morganson (some girl)
Correct English Translation: Brad said that he was enamoured with me, and this revelation did not please me.
People who speak this language: Females (predominantly of American origin) up to age 25, Teens.
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"Martha! Git th' water hose! Dern Billy Bob is stuck in th' pipe agin!" - Jonathan Hicksmith (redneck)
Correct English Traslation: Billy Bob is stuck in the pipe again, and we shall require a water hose to get him out, Martha.
People who speak this language: The Majority of Southern and/or Dumb Americans, Teens.
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"herro! You buy fish? Only five dollar!" - Joe Wang (Chinese-American)
Correct English Translation: My greeting to you! Would you like to purchase some aquatic fish? They cost but five dollars.
People who speak this language: Many Asian-Americans, Teens.
"m' nim is Puunjab, Ih widg JIHAD!een yohro teknalh ihnfydhel. Alalalalalalalalalah!" - Puunjab Ifucmygohat (Muslim American)
Correct English Translation: Hello, good sir, my name is Puunjab and I have declared holy war, or indeed, Jihad, upon your infidel bottoms! PRAISE ALLAH!
People who speak this language: Osama Bin Laden, Taxi Drivers, Goat Burger Vendors, Puunjab, Teens.
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