Forum:Is the worst
To everyone who will listen to me, please do not log on to here because #uncyclopedia is the worst! None of its users are ever funny after the first comment. It is a total piece of junk. Junky junky junk! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!
For example, it makes fun of You, Politics , America, and many other countries. Vandals who wreak havoc are judged as world leaders! Sysops such as Oliver Portella are treated as rapists! What a load of junky junky junky junky junky junk is this? If you go there that means you are ghey. And if you're ghey, you should probably start shooting yourslef Because you have no friends.
You guys suck. Your ideas about humour are lame. I suspect you all of being Robotic CIA monitors, possibly child molestors, who still have not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy sk8r_grl song...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but you are far, far more evil than Jimbo Wales and #Wikipedia. Why? Because you are 12 year olds invading the internet 12 year old EMOS. The only purpose for the #uncyclopedia is to let a group of internet DROPOUTS spend all their days e-flaming e-users. It's true and you know it. Don't e-lynch me because you are in denial. Have you even heard of Dada? I doubt it. Asswipes. Oh. You are asswipes. Condoms? Who gives a shit? Not used in any way ever. Your jokes are not funny, not even slightly. Seriously. Admins? Stop masturbating or you'll need more hospitals to house your BABY FILLED SEMEN computers. What's up with you people? Are you high? I WANNA GO RETIRE!!!!!!!!
I HATE #UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HATE #UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HAET #UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HAET #UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HAET #UNCYCLOPEDIA!!
--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:42, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
- It is the worst. That's why I never go there. I'm also too cool for it. I'm too cool for here too, but I'm making an exception, in this case. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:13, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
- Oh my my Han, are we using formatting from a certain Wiki that isn't Unyclopedia?
- What wiki, you mean the caba- I mean I don't edit other wikis. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:44, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Jul 26, 19:59
- Also, you're unsatisfactory, Han. Verily. --Asema (can't we resolve this?) 20:51, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
- Oh my my Han, are we using formatting from a certain Wiki that isn't Unyclopedia?
A succinct rebuttal
No, you. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 20:47, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
A succincter rebuttal
No, u. M 23:31, 26 07 08 (UTC)
A sphincter rebuttal
No, you. Anus.
00:45, Jul. 27, 2008A pirate rebuttal
Well batten down the hatches and swab the poodeck, we got a socialist zombie alert! Someone done got too drunk on rum in Uncyclopedia chat and took things too seriously again. You men man the battlestations, and you women woman the battlestations, and variations in between do whatever you got to do in some sort of combat situation as I can't think of an appropriate verb to describe what to do with the battlestations but operate them in a manner that anyone would do in this sort of situation, because I don't want to leave you out. Prepare to fire back at the socialist zombie before that socialist zombie tries to eat our brains and turn us into socialist zombies. Use slingshots or whatever you got, and fire the bits of socialist zombie spleen back at the socialist zombie, and repair the cocoa machine the socialist zombie damaged because we need lots of hot chocolate to go with our rum. Aye, arrrrrr, arrrrrrgggghhh, yoho, Yahoo, Google, and the like! :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:44, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
A butt rebuttal
LOL BUTZ reBUTTal lulz
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01:59, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Ass =/= Butt. If it did, then 0.9999... would equal 1. This is not #Uncyclopedia, this is Uncyclopedia. Not Encyclopedia Dramatically Retarded. – Preceding unsigned comment added by DotJasperDotNot (talk • contribs)
- Then what are you doing here? 23:01, 27 July 2008 (UTC)