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In 1948, this man had a vision. A haunting and terrifying vision of what Uncyclopedia might become before the 20th century.

He imagined a site held in a grip of fear,

a site of absolute conformity, a site of continuous servailence,

of organised hatred.

Cruft! Cruft!

Traitor!

And Ceaseless War.

We are the Newbies, the builders of the Future!

A world where poor humour is forbidden,

Where language and history are being lazily destroyed.

And where active contributers simply vanish.

The Visionary was this guy. He turned his nightmare into the biggest big whoop of our time.

UNCYCLOPEDIA

Now, with perfect timing, his achievement becomes a unique motion text event,

With a cast to match its stature:

Keeanu Reeves is IRAQATTACK - Solitary Rebel against the merciless state, a classic hero in spite of himself being just slightly annoying.

There is spam, and there is talking like a 12 year old, even if I am alone.

Leslie Nielson in his last screen role is Olipro. Priveliged and powerful, ambiguous, lethal.

If you want a vision of the future, IRAQATTACK, imagine my boot kicking your ass in a perpetual loop of suck.

Angelina Jolie as W00t, whose similarity to IRAQATTACK makes his dreams vivid realities for 10 minutes in his sleep.

They can't get inside you. They can't get to your heart. We can still rape them in the ass, though.

And Bob Barker is Benson, inhabiting a dark world where nothing is as it seems.

UNCYCLOPEDIA

Tell me IRAQATTACK, what are your true feelings for Zombiebaron?

He was bad in bed.

You must love him. It's not enough to have sex with him.

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You asked me once what was outside the window. Everyone knows. The thing that is outside the window...is the worst thing in your world.

P.S. Join UNSOC ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

28/10/2007 @ 23:35

The worst thing I remember about 1984 has to be WHAM! For the love of God, why? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

1984, isn't that, like, some novel about some guy who gets bossed by The Man? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:52, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

...where i sold you, and you sold me

Never saw the film...Damn good book though (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 29, 17:37

Never read the book...Cool forum, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:36, Oct 29

Read the book. It's hi-friggin-larious. You'll love the bit about the aged toothless whore. It's a comedy for the ages. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:24, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Aged toothless whores? Sounds like my math teacher from last year... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:55, Oct 29