Fuck you
Fuck you. There are several reasons why you should be fucked. Debate continues as to which is the most significant; however, scientists are in general agreement that all you motherfuckers are gonna pay.
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You've been biting my style.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
You know how you made holes in your pants pocket to play with your balls? Well, fuck you. I did that first, motherfucker. I'm the one who made that cool. And now, when I go to the clubs, all the the bitches are all like, "Wow, you look just like that one guy!" Well, you know what? I am that one guy, motherfucker. You're the one biting my style. So fuck you.
Your driving annoys me.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Who do you think you are to cut me off in traffic? Huh? You aren't an ambulance, a police officer, or a fireman, that's for sure. I can see it's only you in the car so I know you're not driving anybody to the hospital. So who do you think you are big shot? Well fuck you.
Your rejoinders are occasionally incorrect.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Don't deny it fucknut. I was there when Joe said, "What's up?" and you replied, "Swimmingly!" Do you have any idea how fucking lame that made you sound? Rest assured next time I hear you make a similar error, I will belittle you until you can't stand up straight for a week. That's right: fuck you.
You mistakenly asserted that Las Vegas is the capital of Nevada.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Jesus Christ, everyone knows the fucking capital of Nevada is ... well, it's not Las Vegas. Where were you in tenth grade? Probably off licking some hobo's armpit for hentai money. Well, you know what? Fuck you.
Your bench press is pathetic.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Ninety pounds? My seven-year-old sister can put up ninety fucking pounds! And I don't buy your lame-ass fucking excuse about that being eighty percent of your fucking body weight. You're a scrawny little fuck, but you ain't that fucking skinny! In conclusion, you helium-huffing motherfucker: fuck you.
You snicker when someone farts.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
It was funny when we were KIDS. You're in your twenties now. Get a fucking life.
You shower in your underwear at the gym.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
C'mon, what are you ... gay? Some kind of pussy? Be a man already! Nobody's going to look at your junk you little wuss!
You're always sucking out on the river.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
What kind of asshole bets a jack high with three spades, and after I clearly picked up my ace, no less? Oh, wait, what's this? Spade on the turn. Of course. And ... another spade on the river. Jesus Christ. You fucking asshole. You probably think you're being cool when you hit fifteen against a five and don't bust, too. You probably think the whole table just wants to take you out to dinner. Actually, the table's thinking what I'm thinking: Fuck you.
Your ringtone is loud and obnoxious.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
I will take your cell phone and shove it down your goddamn throat if you don't turn the volume down while I am trying to watch Tom Hanks. Fuck you!
You annoy me.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
What you did or said, it annoyed me. Do you really enjoy wasting your life trolling on forums or posting total crap on social media? You aren't patronizing my business or signing my paychecks, so fuck you.
I don't like you.[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
What did you expect?
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