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“I've already reached the End of the Internet! Sadly, I had only got DSL a year before I reached it.”
~ Richard M. Stallman on The End of the Internet

If you are reading this page, congratulations! You are one of the first people to completely finish reading the whole Uncyclopedia in its entirety. We would like to take this opportunity to thank you for shunning honest work, laughing hysterically at the downfall of children, and most importantly, for clicking on the button authorizing us to physically remove your genitals for sale on eBay.

Don't remember clicking on that button? Well, that's understood...it is, after all, a long website to endure. Don't worry, though, we made sure to keep all the paperwork in order. The Igor should be knocking on your door momentarily.

In the meantime we suggest you spend a few moments contemplating the absolute beauty of your moral decay. Most people would have stopped reading when we said that the Pope sanctioned STD's, or when they saw babies referred to as soulless parasites. Not you, though! You saw a picture of the Pope in Hell and laughed your ass off. You read about the joy of kitten huffing and cried tears of joy. For this we salute you!

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