Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 24

March 24: International Do-It-Yourself Day

• 1857 - Oscar Wilde pens his story The Soul of Man under Socialism while under something else.
• 1943 - Jackson Pollock unveils his long-awaited third exhibition, featuring the classic Angsty Orange Tiger.
• 1964 - The ping pong incident occurs at my high school, and will torment me for over forty years until my son avenges me.
• 1991 - The first child is admitted to the hospital for Phonics addiction in the beginning of a nation-wide pandemic, resulting in thousands of kids becoming 'hooked'.
• 1994 - Kitty porn makes its first appearance on the primitive internet.
• 2007 - The first human trials of Neuroipods suffer drawbacks when a vast majority of test subjects contract iEllepsy.
• 2010 - Sarah Palin kicks off the first annual Alaskan Sasquatch Appreciation Day.

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