Queen

Believe it or not, this man right here isn't a King, but a Queen.

Some queens die harder than others. This queen right here, for example, didn't die at all; she just faked her death after being found out to be the culprit behind Lady Di's death.

If you like, Queen can mean:

• Queen
• Queen's University
• Queen (Band)
• Queen (band)
• Queen Anne's Revenge
• Queen Elizabeth
• Queen Elizabeth I
• Queen Elizabeth II
• Queen Elizabeth Way
• Queen Jane Approximately
• Queen Latifah
• Queen Maher
• Queen Mary
• Queen Mary I of England
• Queen Scott
• Queen Victoria
• Queen elizabeth 2
• Queen of Cleveland, Ohio
• Queen of England
• Queen of the Damned
• Queens
• Queens of the Stone Age
• Queensberry rules
• Queensbury rules
• Queensland
• Queensryche

In addition to:

• Mary Queen of Scots
• Mary Queen of Denmark
• The Queen, a chess piece with large breasts
• Freddie Mercury
• Prince
• Sophia, queen of Uncyclopedia

Under new political correctness guidelines, Queen can no longer mean:

• Homosexual
• Oscar Wilde
• Paul Rodgers

Stupid fucking liberals.

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