HowTo:Speak Яussian
Letters[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Letter | А | Б | В | Г | Д | Е | Ё | Ж | З | И | Й | К | Л | М | Н |
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Lowercase | а | б | в | г | д | е | ё | ж | з | и | й | к | л | м | н |
Pronunciation | A as in car | B as in bitch at the beginning of the word, 6 as in six otherwise | B as in bitch | L as in love | A as in fat | E as in Ь bed | E as in per | X as in taxi | Triple sign, no sound | N as in net | N as in pun | K as in kid | ng as in bang | M as in man | KH (trans. as H) |
Letter | О | П | Р | С | Т | У | Ф | Ғ | Х | Ц | Ч | Ш | Щ | Ъ | Ы |
Lowercase | о | п | р | с | т | у | ф | ғ | х | ц | ч | ш | щ | ъ | ы |
Pronunciation | O as in hot or hotel | N as in net | P as in piss | C as in cycle | T as in test | Y as in spy or gym | 8 as in eight | F as in fuck | X as in xylophone | U as in pun or use | Y as in yes | W as in wiki | W as in wiki | B as in bitch | BI as in bitch |
Letter | Ь | Э | Ю | Я | Ԁ | I | Џ | S | G | Ј | Z | ᑫ | |||
Lowercase | ь | э | ю | я | ԁ | i | џ | s | reversed ☭ | ј | z | q | |||
Pronunciation | B as in bitch | E as in bed | IO as in nation or idiot | Rolled R | D as in dog | I as in idiot or idea | V as in van | S as in sun | G as in gay | J as in joy | Z as in zeta or DZ as in kidz | Q as in quiet |
Spelling rules that nobody cares[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Yes, it is just English to Cyrillic, but the author of this article doesn't care about those rules.
В, Б, Ь or Ъ[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
There are four letters that make the B sound, and they are used interchangeably, meaning that you can choose whichever you want.
B as in "This sentence has none of that letter"
Ш or Щ[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Ш is used before consonants and Э, and Щ is used before other vowels.
Е or Э[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Э is used after Н, Ш, S, Р, Б and В. Other times, use Е.
Х or Ж[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Х is only used at the beginning of words. Ж is used in other positions and is much more common.
У or Ч[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Ч is a vowel and У is a consonant. In letter combinations ay, ey, oy and uy at ends of words, use Ч.
И or п[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
п is never used in capital for the N sound. In lowercase, и and п can be used interchangeably.
Triple sign[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
З triples the letter before it. For example, АЗАЗАЗ!.
Transliterating J, Q, Z[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Use the letters on the top table, or do not transliterate these letters into Яussian. For they are rarely used. If completely necessary, substitute them for the original English letters. Another method to fix this is to just not put them in, but usually Ј is substituted for Я. The Яussians would understand you even if you use them.
Exceptions[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
- When transliterating the word xi into Яussian, Ж is used.
- Normally, you apply the triple signs from left to right; "ВЗЗ" becomes "ВВВЗ" which then becomes "ВВВВВ". But when interpreting "АЗЗ!", you can apply them in any order, which would often give you many many more А's than you want.
Congratulations![編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Сой☭ядтцгатюйs! Иош уоц сдй яеаd дйd шяiте Яцssiдй.
Ғіиаггч, а нагғ-Яцѕѕідй ѕойg:
Happy you to birthday,
Happy you to birthday!
Iй Ѕоџіэт Яцssiӑ,
Ндррч віятнԀдч то УОU!!