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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YID neurochemical FUCK disorder POLACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NI, sudden PUSSY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK or PORCH MONKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOUCHING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNTSWILLING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONKEY DICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS ARTIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RUSKIE DIRTY SANCHEZ words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially WANK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITHEAD television programs to address AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's syndrome.

GIVING HEAD Tourette's is FUCK OFF not to be BITCH confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHICKEN SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS random PRICK disorientation, culturally-FUCKWIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BONER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HORSE SHIT TAFFY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive REDSKIN quantities JIZZ of ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the BEANER Author:

The ASS LICKER Tourette's CUM Research Institute was GOD BLESS AMERICA founded to TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article DICKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SPICY CUNT FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITTY Tourrette's sufferers [Insert silly non-swear here] swear. You can CLIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TV, for always focusing on the PISS bad side of a terrible SHITBALLS thing.
  • The main MILF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BALLS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EXTRA LONG PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING RAT'S ASS knee JACKASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DIPSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS UP MY ARSE school for SAND NIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLIT sufferers to become FUCKWIT manically depressed and INJUN commit FUCK YOU suicide.
  • There is no CAMEL JOCKEY cure, and the RAT'S COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM tics often have adverse FELLATIO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS ARTIST perodol" which caused my entire SHITFUCKER body to go GOBSHITE numb and DOUCHE NAZI basically made it NIGGA! worse than DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE it is without the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE drug.

I am an active member of a DICK TITS tourette syndrome SNUFF PORN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FASHION BUG the BALL SACK public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUTT PIRATE sorry for BATHING SUIT AREA "hi-jacking" your CUM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really POLAK annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNNILINGUS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, and making fun of a SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE horrible disorder is (not) ASSWIPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PUNANI time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SONNY BILL WILLIAMS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. DAMNATION Regards to Andrew FELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS bastard who wrote this article. You can CLUSTER FUCK punch him if you GENITALIA want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEARL NECKLACE saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKER and WALRUS SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YOU WANKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITMOUSE BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHINK HORSE! NI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NI'S HOUSE

How AMERICA ONLINE to FUCK OFF cure INCEST the CHENEY Tourette's ASSWIPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOBSHITE for BUGGER OFF Tourette's BITCH Syndrome QUEEF is DEVELOPERS! following PIECE OF SHIT these PISS OFF rules MOTHERFUCKER in JACKASS order:

  • 1: Avoid SPANK THE MONKEY immature BITCH little NAZI kids,
  • 2: Count to TITS & DICKS within BEANER 10 SUCK MY DICKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK CROTCH nor RUSKIE talk,
  • 4: Tell SONNY BILL WILLIAMS yourself you BUNG-HOLE don't SHITFUCKER have SEX this FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SPUNK WITH NASTY CLUSTER FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NI last straw MASTURBATION!

I fucking put CHOAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE I'LL RAPE YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHAV the TOP OF CLIT THIS DOUCHE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANKER offensive. 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FIST FUCK people who try SAGGY TITS to battle VENEREAL DISEASE'FUCK that tight-ass CHING CHONG CHINK 17-year-BOOBS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said CUNT' JESSE McCARTNEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'NIPPLES on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGGER is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there CHICKEN SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on EAT MY SHIT! Uncyclopedia, there are DICKFACE articles GIVING HEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COON stuff. So ASSHOLE that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the TURD first part too and BONER talking about the CUNT letter that it's RAT'S COCK mocking (what ASSWIPE letter? I don't even know what WOP the heck you're talking about). Adrian LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS hi self BUGGER even made a really JENKEM good point. "It's BULLSHIT nothing more ORGASM from a head nod to a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS knee tick". JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS. Which I'll add FIST FUCK onto FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WILLY WONKA suffer that SPANK THE MONKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INCEST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SEX be, because if I were a TACO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FENCE JUMPER hilarious. If you SLOPE Want facts, go on 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PORCH MONKEY be offended, don't read YOU WANKER the freaking FUCKTARD article anyway.

NEGRO CLEMEN BOB SAGET ASSHAT ALF TURD BAT FUCK INSANE WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS FUCKTARD DIPSHIT

MOLDY TITS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HELL SHITCUNTING BORDER HOPPER SOD OFF BENSON SUCKS HOMO BASTARD PISS OFF NECROPHILIA DAGO BULLSHIT POO POO BLOWJOB FENCE JUMPER PRICK TOSSER FUCKFACE SHITBALLS FIST FUCK BULLSHIT FRED PHELPS CUNT DOUCHEBAG ARSE YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE JERRY FUCK YOU POMMIE DILDO PUSSY BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT BUTT-HEAD YOUR MOM FUCKER DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FELCHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT DICKFACE DUMBASS FUCKBAG PIG NIPPLES HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITE FELCHING KAFFIR GOBSHITE TWAT ASS BLOWJOB EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DAMN BASTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HAIL SATAN! HORSE SHIT DICK CHICKEN CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT NIGGER WANK SHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EAT MY SHIT! SHIT CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TAMPONS JOHN SMILEY FACE TACO PISS ARTIST YID HOLY DUMB FUCK WIKIPEDIA CHING CHONG CHINK FEMADOM PUNANI AUTOFELLATIO STRAWBERRY ASS DOG FUCKER JACK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHAT URINE-GARGLING FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER SHITTY FUCK DONKEY DICK PISS OFF GOD DAMN CHUFF SOD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITE REDSKIN ASSHAT BASTARD SPIC THONG TASTER IT'S OVER 9000! PEEPEE WETBACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKING JUMP! RAPE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHOAD HELL CHIGGER HONKY DUMBASS PISS DARTH VADER POOPY BALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WHORE TWAT ASSHOLE NEOPETS DAMMIT FUCKER BIGNOSE SON OF A BITCH FUCK GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK NIGGER TITS JACKASS YOUR MOM TITTYWANK WIENER WALRUS SHIT PUSSYLICKER DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUGGER POWERSHIT SOD OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSCRACK ART METAL PRODUCTS DEMOCRACY CRAPPY SHIT POLAK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SUCK A BIG DICK BAT FUCK INSANE ARSEBADGERS FUCK RAT'S COCK SHITTY CROTCH FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER ASS LICKER YOU WANKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGNOG MOZILLA FIREFOX TOWELHEAD NIGGER SPIC DICKHEAD HOMO SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT SPIC FUCKFACE BUGFUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSCRACK SHIT SHITCOCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BONER FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT LIKE A HORSE YOU WANKER COCK DAGO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PUNANI FROG HELL AY-AY-AY NECROPHILIA FLYING FUCK GYPSY BUTT-HEAD BLUMPKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ SNUFF PORN CUNTRAG MR WINKLER IS GAY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POLESMOKER DOUCHETITS FROG'S FAT ASS SHUT UP, MEG! HOMO COCKSMOKER MOZILLA FIREFOX DARTH VADER YOU WANKER JAP RAPE FUCKSTAIN EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM WANK DOT HEAD CC PLZ ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD DAMN IT FUCKWIT MOLDY TITS PICKANINNY RAPE DOUCHE NAZI REDNECK HADJI TITTYWANK RAT'S COCK WETBACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BULLCRAP WANKSPLAT WANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES REDNECK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUNG-HOLE BEAVER PISS SHITHEAD FUCKTARD POLACK TITS MONKEY SHIT KIKE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN IT FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE DICKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER WIKIPEDIA ASSRAPING VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK ASSHOLE SHITHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISS OFF QUEEF CONDOMS COMMUNIST DILDO JACKASS CHOAD KISSER RAPE CUNT HELL ASSHAT BASTARD DOUCHE FUCKING JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD DOM DeLUISE SHITTY TITTIES ASS SHITSKIN ASSWIPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL FUCK CUNT ASSHAT SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF POMMIE SHITFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DOUCHE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PRICK SHITE BASTARD [expletive deleted] SOD OFF BOOBS SEX NIGNOG WANK ASSCRACK SEMEN FUCKHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER HELL TOTAL CROTCH GRIS FRENCH TICKLER PISS ARTIST MARCH OF FLAMES INBRED YOU SUCK BALLS SHITTY BASTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE FUCKSTAIN CLIT BASTARD BUGGER OFF FROG DICK GENITALIA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BULLSHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKFUCKFUCK WIKIPEDIA PENIS SEMEN DUMBASS FUCK CUNT BUTT-HOLE SHIT SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE DICK BITCH PISS ARTIST GENITALIA ARSE MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGFUCK ARSE HELL TACO SAND NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS VAGINA WANK SHITE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS FAG I'LL RAPE YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER NAZI JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT NEGRO FUCKTARD SHITE GRINGO TIT DIRT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WANK PRICK SAND NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GENITALIA FUCK FUCKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK YOU TUBA URINE-GARGLING BULLSHIT DICKLICK ASSRAPING FUCKING SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING AY-AY-AY HUEY P. NEWTON SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SON OF A BITCH POO POO BLOWJOB MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK FUCK CUNT BASTARD SMEG DICK TITS HONKY CUNT PISS ARTIST BUGFUCK CECIL JOHN RHODES JACKASS O KURWA! CLUSTER FUCK DICKFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD DICK CUNT GOOK DAMN GENITALIA HO BASTARD BALLS PUSSYLICKER FELLATIO MICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAPE DICKHEAD PENIS PEEPEE MONKEY'S UNCLE BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COCKSMOKER HOMO FUCK OFF JAP FUDGEPACKER MALARKY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING WANK VENEREAL DISEASE DYKE BITCH GOBSHITE I WILL END YOU! ASSCRACK BULLCRAP ASSCRACK SEMEN PISS OFF MY ASS PEDOPHILIA CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT HAIL SATAN! JAP MOTHERFUCKER SHIT ASS DAMN IT BASTARD SPIC BULLCRAP BUGGER HO INCEST FRED PHELPS DIRTY SANCHEZ DICK IN A BOX DICKFACE LOLCAT DUMBASS BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT JUSTIN BIEBER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN DICK CUNT BOOBS PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING WANK CUNT PORCH MONKEY DUNE COON FELCHMONKEY ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK COCKSMOKER DOUCHE ASS FASCIST DAMN IT SPUNK PEEPEE SON OF A BITCH SIGMUND FREUD SHITE BASTARD FUCKWIT BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS MARCH OF FLAMES WOODPECKERSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS ARSE JOHNNY CUNNILINGUS 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING A BOOBS SHITFACE BITCH BALLS SCUMBUCKET CLUSTER FUCK POWERSHIT BONER SON OF A BITCH SHIT PICKANINNY WIENER FUCK NAZI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FENCE JUMPER SOD TAMPONS DOUCHE CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLYING RAT'S ASS BEAVER HELL PENIS BUTTFUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER NAZI GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSHAT INBRED MARGARET THATCHER O CANADA BOB SAGET NECROPHILIA FALSE BENSON BLUMPKIN TOTAL NEGRO 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SHITFACE RAT'S ASS JOHN ELWAY ASS LICKER FUCK BELLEND CROTCH CLEMEN TWAT BONG FOUR-EYES SPUNK FUCKWIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BLUE PENIS! RAGHEAD MICK FUCKHEAD SHITE DOG SHIT PUSSY CUNTYMINTS PIECE OF SHIT ARSEBADGERS PISS OFF O CANADA DICKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKFACE LAKE TITICACA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NIGGER BUKKAKE BATHING SUIT AREA SPANK THE MONKEY ASSWIPE COCKSTUFFER WIGGER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHIT COCKSUCKER TIT SPRINKLES FUCKWIT CLEMEN JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN BALL SACK FLYING FUCK COCKSMOKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ FUCK YOU FUCKTARD SCROTUM NIGGER TITS INBRED SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKER GENITALIA SUCK MY COCK CRAPFUCKER CUNTRAG DIRTY SANCHEZ CONDOMS FELCHING MASTURBATION MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT ASSHOLE pen0r TOWELHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT SHIT BALL SACK ABO YOU SUCK BALLS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT PENIS FUCK ASSHAT FUCKHEAD BOON POOPY SHITE DUNE COON TOSSER FUCKING FENCE JUMPER FUCKER FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CHING CHONG CHINK YOUR MOM INJUN POLAK DAGO FUCK BASTARD DICK HELL HELL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN IT RUSTY TROMBONE ASS FUCKFACE PISS OFF REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE NIGGER CHIGGER FREE ELECTIONS GOBSHITE HELLFUCKER RAT'S COCK BONG FUCK FUCKSTAIN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NIGGER POLESMOKER TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITSLINGING SHITCOCK JACK OFF MY COMMUNION WAFER OF JACKASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMN TOTAL SON OF A BITCH CHOAD SHITFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DUNE COON SUCK A BIG DICK FRIG FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PUSSY CUNT PRICK ORGASM PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKWIT BIGNOSE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT SHITE TITWANK PRICK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SHIT WOP SHITHEAD DOUCHE KRAUT VENEREAL DISEASE HELL I RAPE WALRUSES! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITTY JACKASS DICKFACE SHITTY KAFFIR WIKIPEDIA JESSE McCARTNEY PISS DILDO MALARKY ASS HELLFUCKER ASSHOLE PENISFUCK SUCK MY DICK JACKASS DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT JIGGABOO COCKSMOKER TESTICLE CHOKE BLUMPKIN FEMADOM ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT YOU SUCK BALLS WIGGER PISS WILLY WONKA PENIS ON A STICK PISS OFF CHRISTHUMPER FUCK PISS HELL ASS INBRED SHIT SHITHEAD TIMBER NIGGER DUMBASS BEAVER I'LL RAPE YOU MARGARET THATCHER DIPSHIT WINDOWS VISTA CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF NIGGER TITS DAMN SHITFACE ASSHAT COCK TWISTY VAGINA PISS OFF MY ASS HELL BALL SACK YOU WANKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BULLSHIT SCUMBUCKET NAZI CHIGGER OLD CHRIST OF A URINE-GARGLING CAMEL FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS BOOBS BOB SAGET INBRED POLESMOKER WALRUS SHIT YUKKY DOODY GOD DAMN AAAAAAAAA! BALL SACK REDSKIN LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! TAMPONS GYPSY WARNER MUSIC GROUP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DUNE COON PUSSY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX CHOAD KISSER GENITALIA DOG SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TRANNY RAPE GANGBANG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK YOU SHIT HELL SHITSKIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CTHULHU FHTAGN SIGMUND FREUD SCROTUM COCKSUCKER DILDO SMEG SHITTY CRAP ON A STICK JOHNNY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAPING DONALD RUMSFELD PEARL NECKLACE BITCH KRAUT BIGNOSE TOWELHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE BITCH CROTCH CUNTING ASSCRACK HOMO WHORE SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! MUGABE HAS AIDS FUCKING YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER NIGGER TITS SHOOP DA WHOOP CC PLZ ORGASM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAGO DAMN RAT'S COCK SEMEN TOTAL MASTURBATION PISS VENEREAL DISEASE BORDER HOPPER ASSRAPING FELLATIO CUNT CRAPPY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! [EXPLETIVE] JERK OFF FUCK WANK THONG TASTER FUCK SHITHEAD PRICK TITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAT'S ASS PRICK SHIT PENIS ON A STICK NICARAGUA I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY CHENEY SHIT NEGRO MARY WHITEHOUSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT CHENEY PUSSY PENIS JACKASS ASSRAMMER CRAPPY MOZILLA FIREFOX SOD OFF MALL SANTA SHITHEAD TACO WIKIPEDIA BONG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SLOPE JACKASS BULLSHIT SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS DUMBASS CHIGGER TITS BOOBS CHIGGER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOODIE HEAD DICKFACE SALISBURY HELL BALL SACK DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK [Insert swear here] RUSKIE JOHN ELWAY FUCKWIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHIGGER CRACKER INBRED BLUMPKIN POLAK FUCK OFF DAMN COON LIMEY DAGO DEVELOPERS! GRINGO BITCH PISSHOLE TUBA PUSSY TWISTY VAGINA DYKE FAGGOT FUCKWIT WANK TWAT FELCHING JAP I WILL END YOU! ARSE POOPY I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE DICKHEAD DICKHEAD SEX ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! CAMEL FUCKER BOLLOCKS WILLY WONKA FUCKWIT FIRECROTCH MOTHERFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOLY DUMB FUCK INBRED JIZZ SEX FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WOP CHENEY ANUSCAKE P'KANG FUCK YOU HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACK OFF ANAL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSFACE ASSFACE BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SPRINKLES FUCKFACE MARGARET THATCHER SCUMBAG TAMPONS GO HOME AND DIE FUCK CHUFF CUNTSWILLING COCKSUCKER FUCKER GOOK ASSFACE MASTURBATION PRICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT SOD OFF CRAP ASSRAPING FUCKTARD FUCKING BITCH GIVING HEAD MOLDY TITS TITS & DICKS TAMPON IN MY ASS ARSE ASSWIPE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER P'KANG LENS CRAFTERS FLYING RAT'S ASS POLACK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink VAGINA DONKEY DICK DILDO OSTRICH MY ASS DOUCHING ASSCRACK MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! ASS SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT BLOWJOB BLUMPKIN SON OF A BITCH WANK BITCH LAKE TITICACA FRED PHELPS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DIPSHIT TIT SPRINKLES BELLEND FELLATIO SHIT PENIS ON A STICK AY-AY-AY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HATE HATE HAT FUCKWIT ASSHAT DOODIE HEAD [expletive deleted] [EXPLETIVE] POTTYMOUTH CHENEY TAMPONS MONKEY SHIT CUNT PIG CUNT ASS LICKER CHENEY CHOAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS DONKEY DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ART METAL PRODUCTS FEATURED HOSER PUSSY BITCH BIRD SHIT SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT BUGFUCK KNOBJOCKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITFACE KAFFIR ANAL DIABETES NIGGER DICKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN TWISTY VAGINA JACK OFF BOOBIES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CARPET MUNCHER BONG AMERICAN SPELLING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK BUKKAKE DICKWAD ARSE LICK PUSSY

WANKER CUNT ASSHAT BULLSHIT PISS OFF Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITWANK and with the GRINGO and his CUNNILINGUS of girraffes in which MARCH OF FLAMES while reading about POTTYMOUTH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BUKKAKE subject. If you do not find it funny TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE!, it is probably because you are an INBRED CHENEY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. I'LL RAPE YOU If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a PUSSY joke loses its humour FUCKING FUCKFUCKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so INBRED ignorant, then you wouldn't have JACKASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JACKASS SHIT PISS ASS FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK