UnNews:Snakes found on Plane

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11 January 2007

Some Guy on his way home from Vermont to Chicago was attacked by Snakes on a Plane. Currently Homeland Security allows Snakes to be transported via Plane. It seems that Homeland Security hasn't seen Documentary of the Year: Snakes on a Plane! Some Guy was transported to a hospital after an Emergency Landing. Samuel L. Jackson and St. Patrick were soon summoned to the scene. The plane was successfully de-snaked. By Executive Order of the President Snakes are now forbidden to travel by plane until further notice. Meanwhile the ACLU has challenged this Order stating that this Executive Order violates the Civil Liberties of the Snakes. The Supreme Court has thrown out the case. Moral of the Story: Always check your plane for Snakes before take-off.

See Also

• Snakes on a Plane
• How To:De-Snake A Plane
• ACLU

Sources

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• AP "Another Airplane Scorpion Attack" Fox News, January 10, 2007