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To any beings listening from other planets,
I'd like to bring up a serious issue with you tonight.
A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.
Your children are in danger.
We will scream and whine about this until something gets done, you can be assured.
Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.
Remember - don't blame me.
Thank you.