User:EricIsOnFire/Torture

You guys are so mean. This will take years. Okay not years. But you must SMD after I'm done in a few months.

2005

March 2005

Name of article	Date	Credit
Ireland	March 23rd, 2005	Madmax
Pot v. Kettle	March 24th, 2005	Savethemooses
All Your Base Are Belong To Us	March 25th, 2005	Big Boss
Seven Deadly Sins	March 26th, 2005	Savethemooses
Mediocre Britain	March 27th, 2005	Savethemooses
RTFM	March 28th, 2005
Spanish Inquisition (TV show)	March 29th, 2005	Savethemooses
Mordor	March 30th, 2005	Machinecurse

April 2005

Name of Article	Date	Credit
George W. Bush (featured)	April 2nd, 2005
Scotland	April 4th, 2005	Ross McGovern
Senator	April 5th, 2005	JHarr
Robot	April 7th, 2005
Air Guitar	April 8th, 2005	Paulgb
IKEA	April 10th, 2005	Pieclone, Ross McGovern
Livejournal	April 11th, 2005
MC Hammer	April 14th, 2005	Chronarion, Famine
Pong! the Movie	April 20th, 2005	Metaphysical
National Try To Assassinate The President Day	April 22nd, 2005	EvilZak
Vitamin	April 24th, 2005
Japan	April 25th, 2005	Flammable
Lies	April 26th, 2005	Guyminuslife
Doctor Who	April 29th, 2005	Freebasser

May 2005

Name of article	Date	Credit
St. Peter's Basilica	May 2nd, 2005	RadicalX
Table of Contents	May 5th, 2005	DWIII
Kitten hurling battle	May 8th, 2005	Diabloman8890
Nostradamus	May 10th, 2005	Machinecurse
Teletubbies	May 12th, 2005	Savethemooses
Phonics	May 16th, 2005	Savethemooses
English-American Dictionary	May 19th, 2005	Slackerboy, RadicalX
Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition	May 22nd, 2005	RadicalX
Bon-bons	May 25th, 2005
The Oldest Trick in the Book	May 27th, 2005	Slackerboy, RadicalX

June 2005

Name of article	Date
Idiotic Table of Elements	June 2nd, 2005
KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand	June 4th, 2005
Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies	June 6th, 2005
You have two cows	June 9th, 2005
Game:Zork	June 11th, 2005
Cowation	June 14th, 2005
Anonymous	June 17th, 2005
Lord Byron	June 20th, 2005
Aesop's Fables	June 24th, 2005
Romania	June 27th, 2005
Greatest Inventions	June 30th, 2005

July 2005

Name of article	Date
Banned from the Internet	July 3rd, 2005
Fountainhead Earth	July 6th, 2005
WMD (Donuts)	July 10th, 2005
Kool Aid	July 13th, 2005
University of California	July 16th, 2005
Banana Phone	July 23rd, 2005
Incompleteness Theorem	July 26th, 2005
Fascist	July 29th, 2005

August 2005

Name of article	Date
Kitten Huffing	August 2nd, 2005
Fanfiction.net	August 5th, 2005
War on Terra	August 8th, 2005
Stereotype Reassignment Surgery	August 11th, 2005
Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape	August 14th, 2005
The Flintstones	August 17th, 2005
Terri Schiavo	August 20th, 2005
Estonia	August 23rd, 2005
Flying Spaghetti Monster	August 26th, 2005
List of weapons that don't exist, but should	August 31st, 2005

September 2005

Name of article	Date
Random humor	September 4th, 2005
World War I (video game)	September 6th, 2005
Wikipedia	September 9th, 2005
Wikipedia/old	September 9th, 2005
Dude, Where's My Time Machine?	September 16th, 2005
Quantum Economics	September 20th, 2005
X Window System	September 23rd, 2005
Certificate of Hitlertude	September 26th, 2005
Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions	September 29th, 2005

October 2005

Name of article	Date
Missing milk	October 2nd, 2005
Dake-Bonoism	October 5th, 2005
Orange construction barrels	October 7th, 2005
Bloodbath	October 9th, 2005
Redundancy	October 11th, 2005
Zombies	October 13th, 2005
Crimes inspired by video games	October 15th, 2005
Newmath	October 17th, 2005
Bar Mitzvah	October 19th, 2005
AAAAAAAAA!	October 21st, 2005
Peer	October 23rd, 2005
The GI Joe-Transformers War	October 25th, 2005
Styrofoam	October 27th, 2005
-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .	October 29th, 2005
Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist	October 31st, 2005

November 2005

Name of article	Date
Much Ado About Yokels	November 2nd, 2005
Founding Fathers	November 4th, 2005
British film industry	November 6th, 2005
Philip Glass	November 9th, 2005
Air	November 10th, 2005
Gibberish	November 13th, 2005
The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time	November 15th, 2005
Uncyclopedia Brown	November 17th, 2005
Niggers	November 19th, 2005
Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One	November 22nd, 2005
Fecal E. Coli	November 23rd, 2005
J.D. Salinger	November 26th, 2005
Afghanistan	November 28th, 2005
Barrel Clown	November 30th, 2005

December 2005

Name of article	Date
Euroipods	December 1st, 2005
German grammar	December 3rd, 2005
Emoticonics	December 5th, 2005
Attack of the 500 foot Jesus	December 7th, 2005
Red Shirts	December 10th, 2005
IPod yocto	December 12th, 2005
Poop Cuisine	December 14th, 2005
Poland	December 16th, 2005
George Bailey	December 17th, 2005
UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones	December 19th, 2005
John Seigenthaler Sr.	December 21st, 2005
North Korea	December 24th, 2005
UnPoetia:The Night After Christmas	December 26th, 2005
I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle	December 28th, 2005
The artist formerly known as God	December 30th, 2005