User:Gerrycheevers/archive2

Good Reviews, btw

I wanted to personally thank you for your contributions to pee review. You are not going unnoticed (User:Cajek/Pee)   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 11 / 07:19)

Again, nice review of Alberto Gonzalez, Gerry!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 15 / 18:29)

Top 10 All-Time

User:Cajek/Pee
#	user	# of reviews	# of "in-depth" reviews	% of reviews "in-depth"
1	√ ChiefjusticeDS	197	197	100%
2	√ Black flamingo11	134	134	100%
3	√ UU	132	131	99%
4	√ PuppyOnTheRadio	108	105	97%
5	√ Lyrithya	102	101	99%
6	√ Hyperbole	101	100	99%
7	√ Saberwolf116	100	94	94%
8	√ Gerrycheevers	89	82	92%
9	√ Orian57	77	75	97%
10	√ Mnbvcxz	75	73	97%

Top 5 (September - December)

User:Cajek/Pee
#	user	# of reviews	# of "in-depth" reviews	% of reviews "in-depth"
1	Snippy	3	3	100%
2=	Murder Frog / Zheliel / Simsilikesims	2 / 2 / 4	2	100% / 100% / 50%
4=	Oliphaunte / Kamek98 / Chief	1	1	100%

Top 5 last month (August)

User:Cajek/Pee
#	user	# of reviews	# of "in-depth" reviews	% of reviews "in-depth"
1	Snippy / GlobalTourniquet / Scofield	1	1	100%
2	Ferric AlFerrous	2	0	0%

Article Warning

Please note, Gerrycheevers, that putting short articles on mainspace with a Construction tags is not a nice thing if you don't intend to submit a substantial amount right away. I highly recommend making pages in your user-space. For example, you could have created this here: user:Gerrycheevers/Dumb and Dumber. If you would like me to move it to your userspace for you, where you can work on it as long as you want before moving it back, just ask me. I can also help with setting up new articles in your main-space and moving articles for you in the future. It isn't too hard. Just feel free to ask questions. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:47, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

dude...seriously?--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:54, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, a lot of the admins will even just delete stuff that is short even if it has a construction tag on it. user:Tom mayfair is an example of an admin who would do that. Just thought you might like to know. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

On the contrary, as long as there is a WIP or construction tag on the page, it's usually not deleted. The only exceptions are blatant vanity of cyberbullying. Just make sure that the page is expanded within the time limit. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:20, Dec 11

Still, hanging sentences are not real fun, and Tom has personally told me that short, incomplete, ideas will get huffed regardless of WIP. user pages are the way to go in my opinion. Sorry to confuse. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 01:50, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

You have been Captured

You, Gerrycheevers, have been captured in the Pee-Ball ®© of Finnius. I will be going over your reviews in the next week, and if you are a good little Peemon, I shall release you as a fully grown 'Fresh Stain'. Congratulations! If i need to make any threats suggestions, I shall do so here.

edit: You are doing fine. I know that articles like 'darvil hunting' pose the biggest headache, and you showed nice restraint. (altho it probably DESERVED "WTF you shit-wit!?!"..lol)...also nods to you for taking on 'meloni'..i wasn't about to touch that one, as i had no idea who 'meloni' was.

Went thru all your reviews, and I definately see the difference from what you were doing in Nov,as opposed to Dec. Wow what a difference! Very nice indeed! I predict 1 or 2 more days, and then I shall have to release you into the wild. 06:03, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Finnius opens up his Pee-Ball, releasing his Peemon into the nasty, nasty world. Tears streaked his face, choking out the words "Dont forget to write...and wipe your nose. Make sure you put the seat back down, and STOP tracking mud on my nice clean floor!" You are now a 'Fresh Stain'...don't forget to go back to the PEEING page and put your SIG into the appropriate section. Have fun!

Thanks

Thank for your touch-ups with the Meloni article spread the world and get some people tov ote for it thank you!--Dr. Fenwick 19:52, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Re:VFD

If it's a particularly short, bad, or unknown article, don't bother keeping the old version. Using VFD or another form of consensus as approval for complete rewrites and keeping the old versions is only necessary for those really fuckoff huge articles, like Chuck Norris. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:24, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

On my talk page...

is the answer to your query.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:56, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Red Baron

Hello Comrade,

 I have joined UNSOC with a rank of Major.  I have also VFHed your Red Baron article.  Cheers!

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:30, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review Thanks

Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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--Æ 19:33, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

The Gerryphone is ringing

I made some improvements on my article based on your suggestions. It now should be, effectively, awesome. Nom it, if you'd like. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 04:04, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:25, Dec 17

Excuse me

Would you be interested in judging the "Best Noob Article" category for the upcoming PLS? If so, let me know via my talk page. Danke. --EMC ^[TALK] 01:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

XMas

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Christmas Options

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

Or if this is too F-ing big, delete it and keep this:

For those who Hate Big Things Communist Jesus would like to wish you a Happy Solstice. He would like to remind you that there is no such thing as God and that socialism is the only real force that drives celebration. His relative, Jesus was just a real man, so no need to celebrate his birthday too much. Enjoy the holidays, but make sure to buy everyone you know the exact same presents (be fair!), and make sure to spread the revolution. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex!

Merry Christmas. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 03:27, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:54, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Also, have one of these:

Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers!

Happy Holidays. --UnTalented 21:15, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

You'll never guess who my JV hockey team just played...

Quincy! (End result: 3-3 tie. Good times were had by all.) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:25, Dec 21

Joyous victory for political correctness!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
	But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:28, Dec 23

Image:Gotplatoon.jpg

Hey Gerry, is there any chance you could help me with this image? It's not very good...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 25 / 09:51)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Gerrycheevers/archive2! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear Gerrycheevers,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

Dude

I checked online and Cheevers is still alive. Viva Cheevers!

RULE NUMBER ONE: DON'T MENTION PEE REVIEW

Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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now that was a review.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 17 (01:24)

Review?

Hi. As Cajek isn't around these days, would you mind reviewing and proofreading Fat Americans for me? Thanks--Æ 02:18, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the review Gerry!

Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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--Æ 22:50, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Cheers!

Thanks for the input.

Rejoice, Gerrycheevers! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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--DyslexicRetard 02:48, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Also, if I've made a few of the changes, should I just put it up for pee review again, or is that like, bad etiquette or whatnot? --DyslexicRetard 05:25, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Fat Americans

Hi, I worked on it a bit more. I also resumitted to Pee Review and Under user will review it. Do you think it's better now? Once again, thanks for the review Gerry!--Æ 22:08, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Late Thanks

OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:50, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Gerreo, O Gerreo, wherefore art thou yonder Gerreo?

You, sir, have been gone long enough! As a site, we collectively need more editors from Massachusetts. And more voters on VFH, but that's a different story. Where ya been? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:32, Mar 15

hey leddo, i've been getting my ass kicked by an unhappy number of things (grad school applications/rejections, travel (AK,MI,FL,AZ,NY), job search, guitar hero, that fifth grader who beats me up for my lunch money, etc., etc.), but i'm not gone for good. i hope to return to my status as a prominent writer/editor by the end of may (when i have a job to slack off at), but in the meantime i'll try my best to at least throw some votes around.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:30, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Cool. But, just so you know, there is now a competition, as RAHB has just started his Uncyclopedia comeback tour. Granted, he's been gone longer, but he already has a page! Also, I turn everything I see into a competition. Also also again, I'm winning. Also the third, if you decide you want that 5th grader out of the picture...just say the word. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:15, Mar 18

I spotted you made some voties. It's good to see your sig around occasionally, and I hold out hope of a full return, all guns blazing (just don't make any more ambitious guarantees and burn yourself out, OK? Also, every competition Leddy's in, I change the rules. He's now in a share of 8th place with Steve Guttenberg due to the shoelace/ferret clause. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:16, Apr 11

Good to see you back again - stick around this time, y'hear? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:03, Jun 9

Yeah! - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:23, Jun 9

Thanks!

	Necropaxx loves Hippies and you do too.
	PS: No physical contact, please, the smell will rub off. Thanks for voting on Hippies on VFH.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:41, Jul 8

Welcome back

We missed you, Gerry!   Le Cejak • <23:16, 16 Jul 2008>

Thank you!

For reviewing my article HowTo:Walk like a normal person, you get a Cookie!

You get a COOKIE!

You have done something. It might be good, it probably was bad, but whatever it was, you deserve a cookie for it! So here's one now, from Velosi-T, who appreciates your efforts. Knock yourself out.

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Thanks for the help with the article, man. --Velosi-T 15:49, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Stench Continuum

Thanks for proofreading! NaturalBornKieler (talk) 22:55, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

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July 24^th, 2008 • Twelfth Issue • Now On Time?

Count to a million By Gerrycheevers This week Uncyclopedians continued on their quixotic attempt to "count to a million." Started by Uncyclopedia Wiki-master and Chamber of Commerce Secretary Spang in early March of this year, the project seeks to eventually reach the number one million (1,000,000) through the ancient art of counting. Any person who is capable of taking a number, adding one to it, and expressing the result has been invited to join the massive undertaking, which has seen dozens of contributors come and go. As is always the case here at Uncyc, the project has spawned controversy, criticism, and a spin-off starring Tony Shalhoub as Olipro. The forum is an unprecedented pool of knowledge. As each number is reached, it is discussed in-depth by several Uncyclopedians. Insights such as "114 That's my age + 100 lololol" and "616 fucks fucking fucker's shitty crap" are a testament to the intellecually stimulating conversation that occurs each day. Oftentimes, relevant images are posted; the variety of these pictures can be seen by looking here, here, here, and here. However, not everyone is so optimistic about the project. Some have expressed concern that the entire thing has some kind of sinister purpose. When asked for a comment on the harmless-appearing but diabolically-undertoned project, TheLedBalloon said, "although the project appears harmless, there are definitely diabolical undertones." Another anonymous user stated, "that forum is most surely not pants." Spang himself has expressed his desire to leave behind a legacy, but he has also left open the possibility that "the entire thing is just an urban myth, and doesn't really exist." Regardless of its true meaning or intentions, Uncyclopedians continue to trudge on in their epic quest, reaching 0.075% of their goal this Monday. Editors come and go, the pace quickens and slackens, but someone is always there to figure out the next number in the sequence. At its current rate, the project will reach one million on August 19th, 2526. Until that glorious day, Uncyclopedians can only dream... Cheevers Fires Back! By An unbiased journalist After some light-hearted slights in last week's issue, Gerry Cheevers - Uncyclopedia's resident headcase and #2 hockey authority - has taken exception with the editors of this fine periodical. An ugly scene erupted in the USP press room after Gerry barged in, demanding some sort of justice. Luckily, some quick thinking by our tea-boy and current stand-in editor caused Mr. Cheevers to be distracted by a shiny object long enough to avoid any damage to our delicate newspapering equipment. After it was pointed out that he had in fact come and gone from Uncyclopedia like some sort of cow that grazes on witty satire and coherent parody, Gerry calmed down enough give a brief interview and let some of our junior reporters scratch him behind the ears. When asked about the reasons for his return, Gerry cited many things. Prominent among them were a desire to have humor play a larger role in his life once again, the thrill of writing articles, the subsequent crushing defeat after said articles have been hacked to pieces mercilessly, and his heterosexual man-crush on Mhaille. The one-time WotM nominee fell on hard times in mid-March, and went on sabbatical when his computer decided that it was not long for this world and took its own life. After that, Gerry resorted to breaking into libraries after-hours to cast VFH votes on city-owned, porn-riddled, abysmally slow dial-up computers. Luckily he landed a job in late May and has spent a majority of his time at said job slacking off and editing Uncyclopedia. Mr. Cheevers looks forward to getting back to what he is known for: mediocre writing, scathing Pee Reviews, and keeping Manforman locked up in the Uncyc dungeons. Several prominent Uncyclopedians share his optimism for a permanent return, including noted reviewing robot MrN9000, who stated that he was "willing to bet everything Cajek owns to that effect," and heavy zeppelin Don Leddy, who expressed his delight at seeing Gerry, exclaiming "gimme back my twenty dollars!"

Check out these pages! Yay! Woo! We all fail! Who judges the judges? (Apart from Zombiebaron, of course) Rock the vote? From our logs: 23:16, 19 July 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 71.254.51.48 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Wow! I was gonna go the rest of my life hating Metallica, but you've opened my eyes to their true greatness! You, sir, are an hero! An hero!) 23:56, 20 July 2008 Olipro (Talk | contribs) blocked Swampgas (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (congratulations, now you can add us to your list of sites you got banned from for being a bellend) 21:53, 22 July 2008 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) huffed "Slappy's Angels" ‎ (VFD - I throw in anotherv invisible vote to put these at -4/-5 (YEAH I'M TOO LAZY TO EDIT)) Biopic of the Week Sycamore ~ One of Uncyc's noteworthy Caledonian correspondents, Sycamore claims his prowess at writing stems from a hearty diet of haggis, neeps and tatties, washed down wi' a whisky, a can of Irn-Bru, and a gratuitous stereotype. He's managed to stay sober long enough to write quality articles on Battleship Potemkin, David Bowie and Tony Visconti, and doubtless celebrated in true Scottish fashion - with a couple of cans of Tennent's and a fight! Page of the Week (straight version) User:Optimuschris/Super Secret Girlie Page! - no explanation needed. Page of the Week (gay version) User:Orian57/Under my matress - the yin to OptyC's yang. So to speak. You have been warned. This Week's Horoscopes GUARANTEED TO BE ACCURATE Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - The position of Mars renders you the likely victim of pirate attacks this week. Carefully guard any grog, wenches, and booty you may have accumulated. see more horoscopes Foreign Uncyc Page of the Week: Italian Linux and the Crappy Translation Really Old Image Request of the Week For an UnTune. Seriously, this one has been around for ages, and no-one seems to be able to sort it out. Any takers? A certain psychotic frog will doubtless shower any helpful soul with gratitude. Or a template. Or something.

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