User:MissKeishi

MissKeishi is an exotic plant specie found in the deep bushland of Australia. It belongs to the class "geekus ignoramus". MissKeishi can be identified by the many pink frills protruding from the bulbous skirt-like structure on its lower stem and the tangle of sand-coloured vines which are supposedly its flowers.

MissKeishi is a carnivorous plant which takes in its prey by producing two big kawaii desu eyes which suck in the prey with its kawaii-ness. Unfortunately, this only works on the Wapanese, which the MissKeishi is allergic to.

MissKeishi is a dangerous plant which should be avoided by Americans, weeaboos and people who dislike cake, as it will give them a nasty rash and possibly brain damage. If you are caught by a MissKeishi, simply push a complicated mathematical equation or a copy of My Immortal into its vines and run like hell.

Alternatively, you can just hit it with a pool cue.