User:MrCleveland/Pink Panther
• Contrary to popular misconception, The Pink Panther is not a panther nor is there anything pink in it. It is a clever trick employed by Hollywood to get kids to extort money from their parents so they can go to the cinema.
• However there is a cartoon series of the same name and there they do really potray a panther that is pink but it suspicously does not behave like one. For one it walks upright and it can talk instead of attacking humans. It also does not come in the usual black color
Origins[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
The Pink Panther was a gem that was to turn people gay and make them be seduced to the same sex. Its origins were in USA when Bush gave his girlfriend (who was 57) a gem that was supposedly a ruby. But this ruby was pink and it would turn anyone who owns it gay.
Once Bush found out that his wife-to-be was playing dolls and kissing her best friend, he had them killed. Then the Pink Panther would never be rediscovered until 1000 years later.
Reintroduction[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
When Istanbul (Not Constantinople) was part of the Ottoman Empire, the Pink Panther was rediscovered by a Jew who was thinking of opening a jewelry store in Jerusalem and he found the Pink Panther.
The Jeweler sold the Pink Panther to the Ottoman Royal Family and later, the whole family was gay. So they kept their gayness in secret.
It wasn't until World War I when the gem was used by Lawrence of Arabia who gave it to a French Man where he kept the jewel until Hitler invaded France.
After World War II, the Nazis sent the jewel out of Hitler's hands and to Charles de Gaulle's hands.
The jewel is stolen![編集 | ソースを編集 ]
In 1964, after DeGaulle found out that the jewel was stolen!
So he asked Inspector Clouseau to find the Pink Panther. What Clouseau didn't know was that he saw a Pink Panther trying to walk by his side. His boss, Dreyfus wanted the jewel from Clouseau so that he can fall in love with his housekeeper Kato.
Well, Clouseau found out that he had the gem all along and the Pink Panther that he sees was his secret admier.
After that, the Pink Panther was shooting many people and no one would ever find out about the murderer...except that it was Dreyfus who had the jewel this time and wanted Inspector Clouseau dead.
10-year hiatus[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
In 1968, the jewel was at the Louvre in Paris and Inspector Clouseau would go to the Louvre. But this time, he had other plans.
But in America (somewhere in San Fransisco) there was a Pink Panther Party for all the people who were (and are) gay.
This movement would be marked as the biggest gay organization in the world.
Return of the Pink Panther[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
After being a police officer for awhile, Inspector Clouseau found out that the Pink Panther was seen missing again and the Pink Panther was following Inspector Clouseau again!
The Pink Panther was seen in Afghanistan in a cave where Osama bin Laden was hiding. But instead of killing Bin Laden, Clouseau had him arrested and forced to live in a cave.
Back in Paris, Dreyfus tried to kill Clouseau, but wound-up in Guantanamo instead.
Pink Panther Strikes Again[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
The Pink Panther was sent to London after a Slade concert where he would be safe in Scotland Yard never to sense danger.
Well, Dreyfus stole the Pink Panther and yet again, the Pink Panther saw Clouseau and now Dreyfus has the world to go against Clouseau by destroying New York and blaming it on Clouseau.
Dreyfus became a Phantom and played the organ until his mansion disappeared, but the Pink Panther remained.
Revenge of the Pink Panther[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Inspector Clouseau is now promoted to Chief Inspector Clouseau once Dreyfus disinergrated himself the last time.
This time, the Mafia has found out that the Pink Panther was gay and if they could take the jewel and make it into sand, sodomy would be defeated.
This would backfire once Clouseau and The Pink Panther went to Hong Kong where Clouseau would become Don Clouseau and blow-up half of Hong Kong by playing William Hung songs really loud.
Trail of the Pink Panther[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
In 1982, The Pink Panther would be put on an exhibition and reveal the life and times of The Pink Panther (This wasn't important enough so let's move on)....
Curse of the Pink Panther[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Here's who cares...
Son of the Pink Panther[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
Jimmy Panther had two sons. They were Ninky and Nanky.
also pink panther gets beat up by dogs
He also had daughters too. They were called phyl, And andrea. He had more sons aswell. Their names were - Big Bendy, Tobius Panther, Reece Panther, Daryll Panther Aidan Panther Dermot Panther - Stevie P the scouser , and scouse p. And he had neightbours Called Baldy McMahon and Mickey O'connor. Your Mom was (supposedly) their mother.
The Pink Panther[編集 | ソースを編集 ]
In 2006, the Pink Panther would return in a soccer game (which is gay to many Americans). This time, Inspector Clouseau would find out that the gayness has worn-out. But the Pink Panther was seen again!